You Should Be Aware of Carolina Petkoff

You should be aware of this Latina goddess because it's incentive to learn Spanish. The government should make Carolina Petkoff carry a "Warning: Curves" sign. I'd live in under a bridge for a year if it meant I could touch her shoulder.

Even her voice is beautiful, like a kind of raspy angel.

I don't know exactly what she's saying in the video, but I imagine it's something like, "I have a crush on you, Jesse Fernandez, and I want to make out with you forever. Now watch because I can turn in a circle... I'm Carolina Petkoff."