Turns Out Lions Don’t Like Snowball Fights

Zoo-goers at the Hangzhou Zoo in China recently attacked some captive lions with snowballs. When questioned as to why they would commit such a vicious attack on these helpless/murderous felines, the two offenders responded by saying something in Chinese.

Frozen Tea-bagging

Blatant snowball attacks like these are why Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus keep their animals in cages and tents. This event is an argument against taking lions out of their natural habitat, Africa, where they don't have to worry about snowballs at all--just mud clods and spears.