Interview Proves The Human Barbie Is Weird On The Inside, Too
So, just in case you haven't spent the morning screaming, the picture below is of an actual human being. No, that isn't a statue or a CGI image. It's a Ukrainian Model named Valeria Lukyanova and her recent GQ interview proves that (weird and grotesque) beauty is only skin deep. On the inside, she's...well...she's probably as crazy as you'd think.
Lukyanova, who claims to have only had surgery on her breasts, doesn't shy away from wanting to look like a Barbie doll. In fact, she thinks it pretty normal. She said:
"Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It's global now."
You see? Everybody gets their breasts done. Everybody also wears contacts and puts on bizarre cosplay makeup, apparently, but that's not the point.
She also really, really, really hates kids. As she told GQ:
"The very idea of children brings out this deep revulsion in me…I'd rather die from torture because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."
Take note, guys, she's not a family gal. Lukyanova goes on to point out that she also hates feminism (big surprise) and then starts to sound straight-up Tila Tequila Nazi-esque in her interview. Lukyanova said:
Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that."
Yikes! That sounds more like talk from a late 30's German dictator than a model. What is it with these girls and Nazism, anyway?
Of course, Lukyanova doesn't even register that what she's saying is totally racist. She just thinks she's connecting with a lost era:
"Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this."
Lukyanova does say one thing that's true: there were beautiful women in the 50's and 60's. They tend to look more more like this, however:
And a lot less like, well, this: