Squeezing Breasts Can Prevent Cancer

​Scientists have discovered that applying physical pressure to malignant breast cells can cause them to reorganize into benign breast cells. This would be wonderful news if it wasn't even better news.

Squeezing breasts might actually have preventative and curative effects on breast cancer. Gautham Venugopalan, a top member of the UC Berkeley research team said: 

"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies... When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth - and reversion - of cancer cells."

The laboratory experiments hint at potential, future, cancer-curing therapies that men would love to administer.