Police Bust Prostitution Ring Promising Cocaine & Hooker Super Bowl Party Pack

​New York police have busted a prostitution ring that was promising "Party Packs", which included cocaine and hookers, ahead of this week's Super Bowl. This is great news, as many Super Bowl parties were likely saved.

The ring in question had been advertising on television with racy commericals and were under investigation for 11 months, but police decided to strike now in order to stave off any big Super Bowl drug-and-hooker parties they might have been planning. 11 were arrested, including a supposed ringleader that goes by the codename, "Beige." 

While some people might be upset that their big Sunday filled with whores and opiates is ruined, it's really for the best. And no, not because the hookers apparently steal money from their "Johns" while they are inebriated. Because those would have been just horrible Super Bowl parties.

A Super Bowl party should look like this:

Add some hookers and guess what happens?

Yup! Total hookers-in-the-way-of-the-game party-foul. HOW CAN I WATCH PAYTON MANNING TRY TO THREAD THE NEEDLE AGAINST THE TOP PASSING DEFENSE IN THE LEAGUE WITH ALL THESE HOOKERS IN FRONT OF THE TV? Can some friends just enjoy the #1 teams in both the AFC and NFC face off against each other without having to politely turn down an offer for sex? And no, you can't wait until halftime. The hookers are probably going to want to watch the halftime show.

And lets not forget the cocaine. Are you really going to have a face full of blow after your buddy Dave brings by this?

I mean, how rude would that be? Your buddy spends all day making an incredible football-themed spread and nobody's hungry because they went balls out on some yayo? Terrible.

So thank you, New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman. You just saved a lot of guacamole from going to waste.

Via AP