Fellas, take a seat. The Lingerie Football League as we once knew it, is dead. The league founder and chairman, Mitchell S. Mortaza, has decided that the sexualized branding and skimpy uniforms were hurting its credibility.

Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa? In my mind those "uniforms" and branding were what made the "league" worth a damn! Also gone is the name Lingerie Football League, the acronym LFL remains, but it now stands for Legends Football League. All of this seems absurd right? Well before you pour out a 40oz for the fallen Lingerie Football League, you may want to check out the new less skimpy (still sexy as hell) uniforms, as well as our glorious ode to the past.

While the new uniforms should still keep the attention of virtually every straight male on the planet, let's take a moment to reflect on the glory of yesteryear.