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It's learnt some new sounds since the last time I saw this clip.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 06th 2008f August 2008 | Comments: (19) |


boyjohnn 
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Posted by: boyjohnn on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 02:22 |
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jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 03:22 |
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| That didn't really make it better than the original. |

jayjay44.. 
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Posted by: jayjay442 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 03:30 |
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i liked the original better  |

Wingnut 
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Posted by: Wingnut on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 04:23 |
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| I laugheed. |

piss 
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Posted by: piss on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 04:53 |
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| je moeder: lekker dik, extra kaal |

RhaAL 
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Posted by: RhaAL on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 04:54 |
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| i must of missed the original. i heard one of these make a chainsaw noise, that was pretty neat |

Alacrity 
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 05:09 |
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In this case it should be known as a Liarbird. Loved it, but then, I have a sense of humor.  |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 06:30 |
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| I haven't seen the original, but the Seinfeld bit was a funny! |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 07:20 |
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| Quote: | On 06-08-08 06:30 mcmartin27 wrote:
I haven't seen the original, but the Seinfeld bit was a funny! |
You should watch it. Impressive sounds, but unlike this one, they are real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 07:50 |
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| Quote: | On 06-08-08 07:20 jelleoelle wrote:
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You should watch it. Impressive sounds, but unlike this one, they are real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y |
Interesting, I miss the kookaburra's in the back yard!  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 10:07 |
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Im getting one of these feathery bastards  |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 12:41 |
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Here is something funny for everyone:
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007
Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school,
pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in
for traumatized students and teachers
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.
Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.
Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state
because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car
and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers
being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that knowing
English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 12:54 |
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| I can't be bothered to read anything more than 2 lines on any internet board. |

boyjohnn 
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Posted by: boyjohnn on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 13:37 |
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| Quote: | On 06-08-08 12:54 jelleoelle wrote:
I can't be bothered to read anything more than 2 lines on any internet board. |
I'll drink to that! I guess HE'S been drinking or just lonely. |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 14:10 |
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Well I found it funny as hell, and too true. The world has changed, as lets just blam it on Bush!  |

dannyboy.. 
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Posted by: dannyboyinxs on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 16:35 |
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man if its funny and true, i would read it.... and that was fucking funny as hell... just goes to show how things have changed
btw, i have never heard the lyrebird do any of that and im from australia... outside of one of the cities, toward the country to be more exact |

mcmartin.. 
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 06th 2008f Aug @ 17:27 |
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| Quote: | On 06-08-08 13:37 boyjohnn wrote:
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I'll drink to that! I guess HE'S been drinking or just lonely. |
And this coming from someone impersonating boyjohn, or are you boyjohn? And yeah, I have been drinking, and eating at the Brazilian Grill with some friends, fucking awesome!!! Now go do something a bit more original than imitating someone!
As for the post, the funniest one to me is the ant hill explosion one... 1957 - ants die. LOL! |

neoconke.. 
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Posted by: neoconker153 on the 07th 2008f Aug @ 01:44 |
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i loved it when the bird interrupted him with the seinfeld theme
quality  |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 20th 2008f Aug @ 23:38 |
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| Chi? |


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