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Following in the footsteps of Paul Potts (the out of no where Opera singer), this 13 year old kid blows the judges away on Britain's Got Talent.

Posted by: Scottjpw on the 16th 2008f April 2008 | Comments: (45) |

aerodyna.. Posts: 290	Posted by: aerodynamic on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 05:44
	Got some talent there Lad!

jelleoel.. Posts: 1157	Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 05:57
	Ok he probably sings fine, but people who cry from this kinda stuff are retarded.

lstrex Posts: 6006	Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 06:17
	they have this programme all around the world..... of course in france they all try to out-surrender each other

Chobits Posts: 1652	Posted by: Chobits on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 06:52
	Chi.... Chi...

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 07:31

Quote:

On 16-04-08 06:17 lstrex wrote:
they have this programme all around the world.....

of course in france they all try to out-surrender each other

What do they do in america? Try to invade each others territories to get oil?

a_scisso..

Posts: 231

Posted by: a_scissors on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 08:25

Quote:

On 16-04-08 05:57 jelleoelle wrote:
Ok he probably sings fine, but people who cry from this kinda stuff are retarded.

you arrogant fuck. what are you, like fourteen, or something? You have alot of shit to say, but that's all it is....shit.

dobby240 Posts: 850	Posted by: dobby240 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 08:29
	^ u dont have much else to say either.. and then again neither do i. god i love the internet

a_scisso.. Posts: 231	Posted by: a_scissors on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 08:59
	i acknowledge the contradiction in me accusing someone on the internet of being immature, is in fact, really immature. But, if throwing a wrench in the gears of some nancy, to make my day in front of the telescreen a bit more amusing, then whatever, its just stupid fun. I mean no one here is using these threads as a catalyst for intellectual dialogue, right? I certainly hope not, because i didn't get the memo.

Cocleari..

Posts: 1342

Posted by: Coclearium on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:03

Quote:

On 16-04-08 08:29 dobby240 wrote:
^ u dont have much else to say either.. and then again neither do i. god i love the internet

the internet is your girlfriend, but she cheats on you 3 to 4 times a day with istrex.

kingkhal.. Posts: 551	Posted by: kingkhalsa on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:06
	Kid should be out trying to get laid rather than singing on stage like a sissy....

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:09

Quote:

On 16-04-08 08:25 a_scissors wrote:
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you arrogant fuck. what are you, like fourteen, or something? You have alot of shit to say, but that's all it is....shit.

So I guess you cried. That makes you retarded and not fit for life!

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:27

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On 11-04-08 15:36 jellyroll wrote: "I 'happen' to have a master in psychosis and astrology"

Does this 'happen' to be the word from your master?

Perhaps you 'happen' to have forgotten the question already.
For $250K give me one EXAMPLE of "AT LEAST ONE single undisputed example of evolution OTHER THAN MICRO evolution." You remember? 'Micro' evolution: VARIATIONS WITHIN KINDS. This is the only evolution that has been observed. The survival of the fittest etc., All the others are faith based.

Out of the TRILLIONS claimed by you 'master' Darwinists that should be easy enough. Hell, swamp me, give me two.

seagal Posts: 1338	Posted by: seagal on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:35
	Have I missed something here?

Link Posts: 549	Posted by: Link on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:39
	why you don't post the whole thing?

lstrex Posts: 6006	Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:39
	lol this is a mess of a page there are like 10 arguments going on at the same time first of all cocklearium im sorry about that but she didnt like accountants alacrity god doesn't exist nor does the tooth fairy king i reckon he's a bit young to be getting laid and no seagal theres nothing to miss

a_scisso..

Posts: 231

Posted by: a_scissors on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:50

Quote:

On 16-04-08 09:09 jelleoelle wrote:
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So I guess you cried. That makes you retarded and not fit for life!

really? Your comebacks just make me feel bad for you. Too bad humans don't eat their young.

mcmartin..

Posts: 889

Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 10:15

Quote:

On 16-04-08 09:50 a_scissors wrote:
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really? Your comebacks just make me feel bad for you. Too bad humans don't eat their young.

They don't? Oh shit, gotta go take care of somethings...

Oh, and what's this show called, Britain's Got Oprea, or Britain's Got an O-Face? Potts and Johnston should have an Opera Hoe Down!

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 10:25

Quote:

On 16-04-08 09:35 seagal wrote:
Have I missed something here?

Look at the date on the quote from massah jellyroll. 11-04-08 For $250K I'm still awaiting an answer regarding the above question from 'massah' jellyroll, but he apparently just doesn't want the money.

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 10:58

Quote:

On 16-04-08 09:27 Alacrity wrote:
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Does this 'happen' to be the word from your master?

You are an example. And give up. Your ignorant being is not worthy of my time. You are clearly not able to understand it anyways, since you lack any basic sense of science and the world around you, most likely from being blinded by your religion.

boyjohn Posts: 4295	Posted by: boyjohn on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:14
	Nice!

scottjpw Posts: 772	Posted by: scottjpw on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:42
	Trying to fix it now... ---------------------------- Fixed*

a_scisso.. Posts: 231	Posted by: a_scissors on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:12
	Simon's brain melts at 1:35 Amanda creams her pants at 1:45 and Timothy Mcveigh is in the audience at 1:55

lstrex

Posts: 6006

Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:20

Quote:

On 16-04-08 11:42 scottjpw wrote:

Trying to fix it now...

----------------------------

Fixed*

H_TOWN_M.. Posts: 6274	Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:27
	HMM....THE VID DONT WORK...... THE KID IS AS TALL AS THOSE MEN RIGHT THERE AND HE STILL GETS BULLY.... WHAT -A- F.A.G...... PEOPLE CRYIN IN THE AUDIENCE....THEY SHOULD BE SEND TO IRAQ SO THAT CAN DIG A HOLE IN THE GROUND ABOUT HMM.. 3FT DEEP FOR EACH ONE OF THEM...THEEEENNNNNNN BURIED THEM HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND AND THEN PAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN STONE THOSE MADAFACKERS ALIVE....

mcmartin.. Posts: 889	Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:34
	I call ass on Amanda, I've wanted to smack her face with my member for a while now! Oh, no I didn't!

lstrex

Posts: 6006

Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:51

Quote:

On 16-04-08 12:34 mcmartin27 wrote:
I call ass on Amanda, I've wanted to smack her face with my member for a while now! Oh, no I didn't!

nah u cant i called ass on her in a previous video and besides u have to be exact of the assie i call ass on amanda holden!

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:54

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On 16-04-08 10:58 jellyroll wrote:
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You are an example. And give up. Your ignorant being is not worthy of my time. You are clearly not able to understand it anyways, since you lack any basic sense of science and the world around you, most likely from being blinded by your religion.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

!
NOT EVEN WORTH $250,000 AMERICAN DOLLARS?

You are a phony master jellyroll! I can guarantee you (BONDED) $250K, and the best you've done is stupidly attempt to insult me and ignore what should be a valid basic question that any "master" Darwinist as >YOU< CLAIM TO BE should be able to easily answer, and "I'm" the one blinded by religion? I'm not the one that brought religion into this equation "master" jellyroll, you are, and it's called Darwinism, or if you prefer, Darwinist evolution. For $250K I anxiously await your answer, but it appears I'll have to wait for you to "master" Shoelaces for Dummies.

lstrex

Posts: 6006

Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 13:10

Quote:

On 16-04-08 12:54 Alacrity wrote:
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons /1/16/Whale_skeleton.png
y would god give whales legs?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons /4/49/Ape_skeletons.png
and y do we have tails?

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 13:12

Quote:

On 16-04-08 12:54 Alacrity wrote:
[..]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Face it, you are just not worth it.

Remember how you get your scientific "knowledge" from magazines. It's not enough.

Try to interpret the world around you, instead of the bible.

mcmartin..

Posts: 889

Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 13:39

Quote:

On 16-04-08 12:51 lstrex wrote:
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nah u cant i called ass on her in a previous video and besides u have to be exact of the assie i call ass on amanda holden!

Well I wouldn't want your sloppy seconds!

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 15:00

Quote:

On 16-04-08 13:10 lstrex wrote:
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons /1/16/Whale_skeleton.png
y would god give whales legs?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons /4/49/Ape_skeletons.png
and y do we have tails?

I won't dodge your question like the "master" who slithers throughout the YDM spreading pernicious Darwinism.
To answer your simple questions:
y would god give whales legs?
Some modern whales have a pair of bones embedded in their tissues, each of which strengthens the pelvic wall and acts as an organ anchor. In actuality without these bones that you call legs mating for some species would be impossible.
Seems like the useless leftover "legs" actually have purpose in the whale! Btw. the bones are in the wrong position for use as legs.
As to y do we have tails?
lol I've never seen a person with an actual WORKING tail. We have a coccyx which is an appendage to the spine that serves primarily as an anchor for various muscles.
Cheers!

lstrex Posts: 6006	Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 15:14
	they used to be legs they still have the metatarsals n shit and the coccyx is whats left of the tail that we dont need as we dont climb trees as much

mcmartin.. Posts: 889	Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 15:22
	I climb trees... wait... fuck rocks aren't trees are they. Guess I only have to settle for my tuna can tail on the front!

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 15:30

Quote:

On 16-04-08 15:00 Alacrity wrote:
[..]
I won't dodge your question like the "master" who slithers throughout the YDM spreading pernicious Darwinism.
To answer your simple questions:
y would god give whales legs?
Some modern whales have a pair of bones embedded in their tissues, each of which strengthens the pelvic wall and acts as an organ anchor. In actuality without these bones that you call legs mating for some species would be impossible.
Seems like the useless leftover "legs" actually have purpose in the whale! Btw. the bones are in the wrong position for use as legs.
As to y do we have tails?
lol I've never seen a person with an actual WORKING tail. We have a coccyx which is an appendage to the spine that serves primarily as an anchor for various muscles.
Cheers!

Go do your mission somewhere else little boy. Or better yet, keep your retard religion to yourself, since we don't need you to be spreading your ignorance.

niga_pun

Posts: 1071

Posted by: niga_pun on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 17:41

Quote:

oh shit, so you ARE religious?

tardturd Posts: 1082	Posted by: tardturd on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 19:16
	damn when was that talent show stuff that boy is done when his voice changes if it hasn't already. Poor kids goin back to the beatings

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 07:13

Quote:

On 16-04-08 15:00 Alacrity wrote:
blah blah blah... I am too stupid to understand evolution and any science in general, so I choose to believe in something much easier, like some almighty god that created everything and that doesn't have to be explained or even obey physical laws... blah blah blah... I can't handle the real world, so I must live in this fantasy about a god giving me a purpose in life and telling me what to do, since I am too stupid to figure it out myself... blah blah blah...

Bullit Posts: 1708	Posted by: Bullit on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 08:43
	^ ^ Dude, Alacrity didn't mention God in any of his post, He's asking you according to Darwin, not God !

jelleoel..

Posts: 1157

Posted by: jelleoelle on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 09:17

Quote:

On 17-04-08 08:43 Bullit wrote:
^ ^ Dude, Alacrity didn't mention God in any of his post, He's asking you according to Darwin, not God !

Which he brought up because of people talking about god, and because he is trying to give reason to beleive in god! God is all he is talking about.

boyjohn Posts: 4295	Posted by: boyjohn on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 11:46

Pntbllki.. Posts: 113	Posted by: Pntbllkid777 on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 12:48
	Holy tits.

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 16:12

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On 17-04-08 09:17 jelleoelle wrote:
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Which he brought up because of people talking about god, and because he is trying to give reason to beleive in god! God is all he is talking about.

Does lunacy run in your family or were you unique among your litter? You say God is all I'm talking about without my ever mentioning God. Methinks thou protesteth too much. I'm asking you according to Darwin, not God ! I'm letting YOU set the standard as YOU claim to be the "master" evolutionist with all the answers, and lowly me I'm too stupid to understand it. Yet you can't answer one easy question about YOUR God Darwinism.

VanillaB..

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Posted by: VanillaBear on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 02:37

Quote:

For the record... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_-y2VxeYf8c

Alacrity

Posts: 2970

Posted by: Alacrity on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 15:22

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On 18-04-08 02:37 VanillaBear wrote:
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For the record... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_-y2VxeYf8c

I've seen it (and others) before. It's hardly a tail. To start with it's miss-located for a tail. A tail is an extension of an animals spine and has bones and tendons through it. This misplaced blob would be of little use in helping us to climb.