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Was that part of the DUI test? Piss in a straight line...
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 16th 2008f April 2008 | Comments: (40) | 
aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 08:38 |
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HAHAHAHAH I fucking laught my ass off! love the way the cop responds!!!  |
jelleoel..
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 08:57 |
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| The reaction was a little exaggerated. That just made the pee go everywhere. Better just step out of the way. |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:08 |
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FAKE!!! FAKE AS FUCK!!!
There's no way 2 cops wouldn't have spotted him getting his cock out...
I tried lobbing "something I should have had" when stopped once.. and fuckers saw that alright!
No chance!  |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:22 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 06:08 gooner wrote:
FAKE!!! FAKE AS FUCK!!!
There's no way 2 cops wouldn't have spotted him getting his cock out...
I tried lobbing "something I should have had" when stopped once.. and fuckers saw that alright!
No chance! |
you threw a goat  |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:25 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 06:22 lstrex wrote:
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you threw a goat |
Nah, I don't know your old dear mate! |
Chobits
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Posted by: Chobits on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:49 |
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| Chi? |
Kilihari
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Posted by: Kilihari on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 09:59 |
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I think it is just me but i hope chobits gets hit in the head with chi then i will take a chi and i will look at my chi in the chitter and think of chukin my cho n' bits in the toilet. ひそですねい？  |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:08 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 06:25 gooner wrote:
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Nah, I don't know your old dear mate! |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqVwsTOkoCo&am
p;feature=related
checkmate |
dobby240
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Posted by: dobby240 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:25 |
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| HAHAHAHA!!! |
kingkhal..
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Posted by: kingkhalsa on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:31 |
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| I thought it was class...lmfao!!!! |
Alacrity
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 11:38 |
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AND THEY CALL COPS PIGS?
If it's fake, it's a well done fake as that appears to be a patrol car camera.
If it's NOT fake, he has the brains of a house cat and should be neutered. |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:36 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 08:08 lstrex wrote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqVwsTOkoCo&am
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checkmate |
Where you there little boy?
...or will you snuggled up on the sofa, with your cup of coco, watching it on the box?
I've told you before, little boy...
I only talk about football, to be people who actually ATTEND matches... not just little glory seeking muppets who never actually go to games!
So jog on, little boy... |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:42 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 09:36 gooner wrote:
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Where you there little boy?
...or will you snuggled up on the sofa, with your cup of coco, watching it on the box?
I've told you before, little boy...
I only talk about football, to be people who actually ATTEND matches... not just little glory seeking muppets who never actually go to games!
So jog on, little boy... |
yes because i dont go to 60+ games a season i dont know anything about football |
seagal
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Posted by: seagal on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:46 |
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SHOTS FIRED, OFFICER DOWN......no wait he's just been sprayed with piss... 
Classic. |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 12:55 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 09:42 lstrex wrote:
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yes because i dont go to 60+ games a season i dont know anything about football |
There you go... your getting the picture little boy!
You speak to any true football fan (No matter what team they are) and ask them their feelings on people who don't attend matches, but give it the bigg'un about how great their club is... and they'll all say your a mug son!
Now, try saving up your pocket money & attending a few games at Anfiled (probably over 100 miles away from where you live) and then we'll talk... ok son?
There's a good boy... |
mcmartin..
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 13:24 |
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| If it was real, hope it got all in his mouth! I don't think it was because then he would have just tased his ass like they all seem to be doing these days. Oh, wait... didn't Mythbusters show that a current could pass through piss? Oh that would have been funny!!! |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 13:29 |
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i support my team i have since i was 5 i watch every game i get the new shirt each season i keep watching even when we're 3-0 down and i go to as many games as i can i even drink Carlsberg
and i couldnt care less what u think fatty |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 14:06 |
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Nice!  |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 14:56 |
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HMM....YEAH FAKE...I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN A 5-0 WEARIN ONE OF THOSE OLD SCHOOL HATS WELL UNLESS THEY'RE STATE TROOPERS...
AND HMM.....COPS WONT LET YOU GET YOUR HANDS THAT CLOSE TO YOUR PANTS...YOU WILL GET THE SUPPPAA ***** BEATAH STRAIGHT TO THE FACE AS SOON AS YOU DO THAT 
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Filthgri..
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Posted by: Filthgrinder on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 15:17 |
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| I concur with the callence of fakidity. |
cyclepat..
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Posted by: cyclepath_ on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 17:17 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 11:56 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
HMM....YEAH FAKE...I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE SEEN A 5-0 WEARIN ONE OF THOSE OLD SCHOOL HATS WELL UNLESS THEY'RE STATE TROOPERS...
AND HMM.....COPS WONT LET YOU GET YOUR HANDS THAT CLOSE TO YOUR PANTS...YOU WILL GET THE SUPPPAA ***** BEATAH STRAIGHT TO THE FACE AS SOON AS YOU DO THAT
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6000 posts and you've yet to say something worth reading. |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 18:57 |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
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tardturd
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Posted by: tardturd on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 19:51 |
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on the video... fake and wasn't laughable the first time but upon second review it is kinda funny.
on the good news...
In all likelihood more then half the blokes on ydm will be 100% prostate cancer free for a long looong looong time   |
niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 20:07 |
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first off, good job, real SOCCER fans, going to numerous SOCCER games is the best thing you can achieve in this fucked up world, your mothers must be so proud!
| Quote: | On 16-04-08 16:51 tardturd wrote:
on the video... fake and wasn't laughable the first time but upon second review it is kinda funny.
on the good news...
In all likelihood more then half the blokes on ydm will be 100% prostate cancer free for a long looong looong time |
yeah i only busted out laughing after the 2nd time i watched it...
as far as the prostate cancer, FUCK YOU, THAT HURTS MAN
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lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 20:25 |
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| i like the way scott said "BREAKING NEWS" yet the article is 5 years old |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 16th 2008f Apr @ 22:16 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 14:17 cyclepath_ wrote:
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6000 posts and you've yet to say something worth reading. |
6000 POSTS AND I STILL HAVE A LIFE NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME LADY BOY I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND AVOID CANCER IN MY PRIVATES, GOOD THING YOUR MOM HAS THE SOFTEST HANDS AROUND
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gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 04:39 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 10:29 lstrex wrote:
i support my team i have since i was 5 i watch every game i get the new shirt each season i keep watching even when we're 3-0 down and i go to as many games as i can i even drink Carlsberg
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AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA...
So, all those things (apart from getting to as many games as you can... prob. about 2 in your whole life!), makes you a true Liverpool fan, does it son?
Ohh dear, ohh dear, ohh dear...
You ain't got a clue, have you? ha ha |
niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 09:17 |
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| Quote: | On 17-04-08 01:39 gooner wrote:
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AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA...
So, all those things (apart from getting to as many games as you can... prob. about 2 in your whole life!), makes you a true Liverpool fan, does it son?
Ohh dear, ohh dear, ohh dear...
You ain't got a clue, have you? ha ha |
does soccer sexually arouse you, gooner? you do seem overly excited about it |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 09:49 |
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does soccer sexually arouse you, gooner? you do seem overly excited about it |
What's soccer? |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 11:40 |
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| Quote: | On 16-04-08 17:25 lstrex wrote:
i like the way scott said "BREAKING NEWS" yet the article is 5 years old
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And it was & It's still is applicable to you as a good wanker you are !
And so much for being a fan...ROLF!  |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 12:01 |
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does soccer sexually arouse you, gooner? you do seem overly excited about it |
no hes just one of those retards that turns up when his team is winning leaves the ground at half time if they are losing and offers to fight people to show his opinion is of more value
and bullit ur opinion is worthless i'd praise a dead hedgehogs opinion over urs
I'm a red
His armband proved he was a red Torres Torres
You'll Never Walk Alone it said Torres Torres
we brought the lad from sunny Spain he gets tyhe ball and he scores again Fernando Torres
Liverpool's number 9
la la la la la la la la la-la la-la
la la la la la la la la la-la la-la
Fernando Torres Liverpool's number 9 |
mcmartin..
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Posted by: mcmartin27 on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 12:09 |
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| What's cancer! |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 13:43 |
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| Shitrex, rush to see a shrink for kids ! Even the alcohol free drinks makes you stupid ! |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 14:48 |
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CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 17th 2008f Apr @ 18:08 |
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Yep, that one wins the funny of the day award...
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gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 04:23 |
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| Quote: | On 17-04-08 09:01 lstrex wrote:
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no hes just one of those retards that turns up when his team is winning leaves the ground at half time if they are losing and offers to fight people to show his opinion is of more value
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Season ticket 11 years...
6 Arsenal tattoos...
Been to 15 away games, this year... (including your own ground twice, which you've never been to in your life)
So keep running your mouth little boy!
As each day goes by, your making yourself look more n' more of a immature little c unt!
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lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 04:42 |
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| Quote: | On 18-04-08 01:23 gooner wrote:
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Season ticket 11 years...
6 Arsenal tattoos...
Been to 15 away games, this year... (including your own ground twice, which you've never been to in your life)
So keep running your mouth little boy!
As each day goes by, your making yourself look more n' more of a immature little c unt!
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ur so pathetic just like ur manager if u lose u talk shit |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 05:24 |
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| Quote: | On 18-04-08 01:42 lstrex wrote:
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ur so pathetic just like ur manager if u lose u talk shit |
Great come back, child! Christ, what are you... 8? |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 10:36 |
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Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 18th 2008f Apr @ 15:21 |
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| Quote: | On 18-04-08 01:42 lstrex wrote:
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ur so pathetic just like ur manager if u lose u talk shit |
What a WANKER you are ! Mind the prostate so keep wanking, wanker ! |
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