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Posted by: Scottjpw on the 06th 2008f February 2008 | Comments: (42) | 
jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 09:14 |
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"... always trying to eat someones burger"
LOL |
Omar_McL..
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Posted by: Omar_McLovin on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 09:24 |
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| this has to be the next whoper freakout comercial! lol |
Alacrity
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Posted by: Alacrity on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 09:37 |
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Did you not jus say dis is de only way inta de kitchen? lol   |
dobby240
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Posted by: dobby240 on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 11:30 |
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| now that you started readin this comment you will surely realise it wasnt worth it |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 11:58 |
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What a fucking racket. It's a constant reminder everytime i see them, why rap suits them as well as it does.  |
Filthgri..
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Posted by: Filthgrinder on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 13:00 |
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jeezus christ.
that's just pathetic.
And what's up with the feckin screaming. jeezus. Calm down, for feck's sake. |
nuke_you
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Posted by: nuke_you on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 13:13 |
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A rare glimpse of gorillas in the wild.  |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 13:20 |
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| lucky he didnt take his fries |
seagal
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Posted by: seagal on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 13:32 |
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Monkey didn't get his banana!
Must have been one mother f*cker of a bugger with chicken and melon and a stolen lawnmower inside.... |
noface
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Posted by: noface on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 13:56 |
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"Yo ***** I spent all my cheese on that cheeseburger"
How much do cheeseburgers cost these days?
59 cents the last time I checked.
Anyways, the argument looked real.
The fight didn't.... |
oliver
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Posted by: oliver on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 15:00 |
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What assholes.
Nice media web site here http://todaysmedia.free.fr . Check it out |
kingkhal..
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Posted by: kingkhalsa on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 17:10 |
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| Crack heads at their best.. |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 17:10 |
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| Quote: | On 06-02-08 19:13 nuke_you wrote:
A rare glimpse of gorillas in the wild. |
That ain't rare. That kinda shit happens all the time.
Never take a brothers burger. |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 20:51 |
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SO MANY THINGS TO SAY.....
FIRST OF ALL ITS FAKE.....
THESE DUMBASSES WANTED TO APPEAR ON THE NET AND THEY ACOMPLISHED THAT ....
SECOND OF ALL.....
I SAY THAT IF THEY CAN SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT AND EVVVVVVERYON THINKS ITS COOL....THEN MEXICANS SHOULD DO THE SAME THING 
THIRD OF ALL (AND MOST IMPORTANT)
GIRLS SHIT TOO! I DIDNT KNOW THAT! I WASNT AWARE OF IT, AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME HERES EVIDENCE:
http://m90.org/index.php?id=51487
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niga_pun
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Posted by: niga_pun on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 22:06 |
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| Quote: | On 06-02-08 19:56 noface wrote:
"Yo ***** I spent all my cheese on that cheeseburger"
How much do cheeseburgers cost these days?
59 cents the last time I checked.
Anyways, the argument looked real.
The fight didn't.... |
niga where is u find dat cheapass burger? cheapest pathetic excuse for absence of burgers i ever seen is 99cent
niga if its a whoper den dis bitch deserve to get his face stomp in da ground, das like 4 dolla, i sell rocks cheaper den dat |
NOKTURNA..
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Posted by: NOKTURNAL on the 06th 2008f Feb @ 23:39 |
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| i had always wonder what the hamburglar look like under that costume... he forgot to say robble robble! |
Cocleari..
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 01:55 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 04:06 niga_pun wrote:
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niga where is u find dat cheapass burger? cheapest pathetic excuse for absence of burgers i ever seen is 99cent
niga if its a whoper den dis bitch deserve to get his face stomp in da ground, das like 4 dolla, i sell rocks cheaper den dat |
niga u trippin |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 02:44 |
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| ^^^^ besides being a moron cockface ... you are a racist moron |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 07:56 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 08:44 boyjohn wrote:
^^^^ besides being a moron cockface ... you are a racist moron |
lol |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 08:01 |
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THAT WAS FAKE AS SHITE!!!
See the way that silly noisy ****** was throwing punches like a mo fo...! Muppets! |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 09:16 |
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| Spain beat france yesterday gooner u know what that means |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 12:44 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 15:16 lstrex wrote:
Spain beat france yesterday gooner u know what that means |
It was a friendly match you prick ! And France is with a capital F ! Telling me about my English, you can't even write properly your slang version ! |
aerodyna..
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 15:40 |
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Who the fuck buys a cheese burger anyway
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Pntbllki..
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Posted by: Pntbllkid777 on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 16:12 |
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| I just cut my hand on a bottle cap. |
Cocleari..
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Posted by: Coclearium on the 07th 2008f Feb @ 16:40 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 08:44 boyjohn wrote:
^^^^ besides being a moron cockface ... you are a racist moron |
erroneous.
repetition of the word moron, -2 points. |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 07:12 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 15:16 lstrex wrote:
Spain beat france yesterday gooner u know what that means |
WHO'S STARTING UP AGAIN NOW THEN, LITTLE BOY?!!
Grow up! |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 10:27 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 18:44 Bullit wrote:
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It was a friendly match you prick ! And France is with a capital F ! Telling me about my English, you can't even write properly your slang version ! |
i dont recognize france as a proper country
and i didnt mention arsenal gooner u cretin of course Spain have a large Liverpool contingent and arsenal r french but i didnt mention it |
gooner
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Posted by: gooner on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 11:44 |
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Ohh right...
Yeah... good 1 son!
If we're comparing France & Spain, then you could say the French are the over archivers of the world (like Arsenal and our spending) & Spain are the under archivers of the world (Like Liverpool's league record recently)? haha |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 16:08 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-08 17:44 gooner wrote:
Ohh right...
Yeah... good 1 son!
If we're comparing France & Spain, then you could say the French are the over archivers of the world (like Arsenal and our spending) & Spain are the under archivers of the world (Like Liverpool's league record recently)? haha
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Aaaha ! I like this TRUE comparison ! Well put mate,  |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 18:30 |
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| Quote: | On 08-02-08 17:44 gooner wrote:
Ohh right...
Yeah... good 1 son!
If we're comparing France & Spain, then you could say the French are the over archivers of the world (like Arsenal and our spending) & Spain are the under archivers of the world (Like Liverpool's league record recently)? haha
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No.1 the french come second at everything they try to GBR
No.2 yeah Liverpool are under achieving 5 Champions league's still arnt enough how's ur attempt at winning it once?
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boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 08th 2008f Feb @ 18:58 |
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Who cares about the french? The country is in dire need of deodoran. The women smell bad, the men reek, the liquour sucks and most french can't even speak french.
So, blow it up and start over or something.
It's not like any frenchman is ever going to amount to anything |
Bullit
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Posted by: Bullit on the 09th 2008f Feb @ 03:15 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-08 00:30 lstrex wrote:
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No.1 the french come second at everything they try to GBR
No.2 yeah Liverpool are under achieving 5 Champions league's still arnt enough how's ur attempt at winning it once?
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You pathetic schmuck ! That's why A. Wenger brought Arsenal FIRST of the League and yours is ...fucking 5th ! You don't make sense anymore with all the drugs you're taking !
It's official : You are the buffoon of Liverpool ! |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 09th 2008f Feb @ 04:19 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-08 09:15 Bullit wrote:
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You pathetic schmuck ! That's why A. Wenger brought Arsenal FIRST of the League and yours is ...fucking 5th ! You don't make sense anymore with all the drugs you're taking !
It's official : You are the buffoon of Liverpool ! |
as usual that makes no sense y dont u talk about something u know about ....
oh maybe not then |
RhaAL
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Posted by: RhaAL on the 09th 2008f Feb @ 11:48 |
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| Quote: | On 06-02-08 17:30 dobby240 wrote:
now that you started readin this comment you will surely realise it wasnt worth it |
i have feeling youre just not trying anymore  |
coxen
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Posted by: coxen on the 10th 2008f Feb @ 07:47 |
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| fuckin monkiez |
lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 10th 2008f Feb @ 11:33 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-08 17:48 RhaAL wrote:
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i have feeling youre just not trying anymore |
did he ever try? |
boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 10th 2008f Feb @ 14:12 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-08 00:58 boyjohn wrote:
Who cares about the french? The country is in dire need of deodoranT. The women smell bad, the men reek, the liquour sucks and most french can't even speak french.
So, blow it up and start over or something.
It's not like any frenchman is ever going to amount to anything |
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SNOWY
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 10th 2008f Feb @ 17:35 |
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ITS JUST THE ZOO. WITH ALL THE OTHER MONKEYS
AMERICA LOL
To the citizens of the United States of America
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.
4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
5. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
6. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."
8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grownup enough to handle a gun.
9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline" - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.
14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.
19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese
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lstrex
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Posted by: lstrex on the 10th 2008f Feb @ 17:43 |
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| Quote: | On 10-02-08 23:35 SNOWY wrote:
ITS JUST THE ZOO. WITH ALL THE OTHER MONKEYS
AMERICA LOL
To the citizens of the United States of America
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise."
3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra'; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.
4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
5. There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize."
6. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."
8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grownup enough to handle a gun.
9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline" - roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.
14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one kind of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.
19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese
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boyjohn
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 11th 2008f Feb @ 21:03 |
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| Quote: | On 09-02-08 00:58 boyjohn wrote:
Who cares about the french? The country is in dire need of deodoran. The women smell bad, the men reek, the liquour sucks and most french can't even speak french.
So, blow it up and start over or something.
It's not like any frenchman is ever going to amount to anything |
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Filthgri..
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Posted by: Filthgrinder on the 21st 2008f Feb @ 13:42 |
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| Quote: | On 07-02-08 22:12 Pntbllkid777 wrote:
I just cut my hand on a bottle cap. |
I just scratched my balls.
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1BadBird
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Posted by: 1BadBird on the 01st 2008f Mar @ 10:36 |
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This is why America is going down the drain.
I for one would love to give them all a oneway ticket back to Afica.
If only our fore fathers had brought Nips in to pick out cotton instead of these stupid animals... |
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