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Ever wondered what a fart looks like in infrared? No, me neither but watch it anyway.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 06th 2006f December 2006 | Comments: (62) |


GodlyAce 
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Posted by: GodlyAce on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 06:08 |
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1st!
OMG weired, I think it was filmed by accdent to. |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 06:22 |
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Im gunna stick my neck out and call fake. looks like theyve stuck a smoke machine down the back of his pants. too much comes out also that would be blocked by the pants. fucking funny tho  |

Boosted 
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Posted by: Boosted on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 06:52 |
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man...im not used to do that but its too obvious....FAKE!!!!!!
reasons:
1: infrared shows hot as white and cold as black. u cant tell me that a fart comes out cold lol.
2. do u see for a single second his left hand? no? oh i can tell ya why, hes holding a spray can or something.
3. the last fart is just too much, might be not impossible but its very long  |

GodlyAce 
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Posted by: GodlyAce on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 06:56 |
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| I feel so ignorant now. |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 07:03 |
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Does look fake. But I thought the title was pretty funny anyway  |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 07:14 |
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| He would have pooped his pants if that one was real. What an explosion on the second one! Like a methane volcano. |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 07:29 |
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| lol!! i wonder what global warming means..haha |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:10 |
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| That is completely fake. Why would it be black? A fart would be warm, and looking at the body of the person, the brigther the color, the warmer it is, so the fart should be white. Black would be freezing, so this is completely fake. |

EDMW 
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Posted by: EDMW on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:25 |
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| a major breakthrough in science... |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:52 |
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The infrared camera has the ability to denote black or white as heat. I don't think this is fake...therefore what a doozie of a fart.  |

4thseal 
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Posted by: 4thseal on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:54 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 14:52 cardmankev wrote:
The infrared camera has the ability to denote black or white as heat. I don't think this is fake...therefore what a doozie of a fart. |
You should see me fart, CHEMICAL WARFARE!!!!
Taco Bell has WMDs  |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 08:56 |
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| your lucky none of us are in US government, otherwise we would have invaded your arse!!! |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:09 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 14:10 jelleoelle wrote:
That is completely fake. Why would it be black? A fart would be warm, and looking at the body of the person, the brigther the color, the warmer it is, so the fart should be white. Black would be freezing, so this is completely fake. |
here's a link showing an Iraqi banging a donkey in infrared proving my point about infrared black/white
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4271/  |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:13 |
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| fake |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:15 |
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hahahah some way to prove your point!!!
well in the fart clip, if black repersents heat then the guy farting should be black also, if your inversion comment was applied.
herbtree, correct me if im wrong |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:15 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:09 cardmankev wrote:
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here's a link showing an Iraqi banging a donkey in infrared proving my point about infrared black/white
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4271/ |
And you believe thats in Iraq?
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ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:19 |
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if that was a donkey, the donkey would have kicked him before he got his dick in!!
its most likely in america...the land opertunity...what opertunity means to some, is their own problem... |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:20 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:19 ballah wrote:
its most likely in america...the land opertunity...what opertunity means to some, is their own problem... |
I was thinking the same. Typical of some racist americans to film this in their own country and say its is Iraq. That was more like some hillbilly boys going at it on their mom. |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:24 |
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hi5...atleast now i know someone here supports and shares my views....
and now i can correct you,
you wrote..Typical of some racist americans to film this in their own country and say its is Iraq.
the correct way..Typical of some racist americans to film this in their own country and say it is in Iraq.
got ya... yippieee  |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:25 |
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you forgot to use a capital 'A' for America.
So no, you didnt 'got ya'
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ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:30 |
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| I''ll never win this game....although you did not add an apostrophe on didn't... Did I "get ya" now? |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:32 |
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| Almost grasshopper, almost. |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:37 |
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| The guy banging the donkey was herbtree and the donkey was really the Queen of England in costume. Fuck'n limey bastards |

Blowtato.. 
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Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:37 |
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| Why does everyone try to say every video is fake? Why not just enjoy the fucking video for what it is instead of acting as if you were 2 years and saying "FAKE FAKE FAKE". |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:39 |
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| daim!!! you really go far to prove your point don't ya? herbtree..*tsk* *tsk* *tsk* leave the qeen alone she might break somthing again...maybe her hip after that banging |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:40 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:37 cardmankev wrote:
The guy banging the donkey was herbtree and the donkey was really the Queen of England in costume. Fuck'n limey bastards |
thanks man, what a great guy.
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cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:40 |
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I'm suprised nobody called ass  |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:42 |
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| i'd expect toeleo to call it, maybe he is off his drugs today, or maybe on them today. |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:46 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:40 cardmankev wrote:
I'm suprised nobody called ass |
so am I mate, theres enough American fags knocking about to make that comment. Fucking Americans...well...atleast your now admiting your losing in Iraq. Maybe your soldiers should do their jobs rather than filing donkey porn. savy? |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:49 |
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| oh well said...have you seen the looks on bush's face these days he looks like he is thinking, why why why what did i do to deserve iraq... |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:50 |
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If im not misstaken, Infrared works by different wavelenghts or frequencies of the visible light, or it was some electromagnetic shit... Nightvision, Thermography and so on are all based on IR, depending on what wavelenght is set with the device you use... In the video i think it works more by measuring density rather than heat, which is fairly easy by using a device that emits "laser beams" that are reflected back like a radar to give you an image... If the laser passes through an object it shows up in either black or white.. I'd guess it's black since gas shouldnt obstruct the laser beam.
Just my theory. |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:52 |
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And the award for "Post Nobody Could Really Care About" goes to.....
Tyrfingr!
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ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:55 |
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| ill give just give him the award too, you typed too much, way too much to read... |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 09:56 |
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i call ass on this!!!
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1875 |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:04 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:52 pieman wrote:
And the award for "Post Nobody Could Really Care About" goes to.....
Tyrfingr!
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I have a whole shelf full of the shit prices, im still dusting off the top shelf in hope to place something nice up there some day
| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:55 ballah wrote:
ill give just give him the award too, you typed too much, way too much to read... |
You call that much ?... A few fucking lines .. I take it you never did much reading in your days, hence the awful fucking literary skills you shown proof of that a normal person requires a fat urban dictionary to comprehend.
Who gives a fuck what you think  |

dark_lor.. 
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Posted by: dark_lord on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:04 |
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| ... lolkay |

herbtree 
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Posted by: herbtree on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:23 |
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you tell em Tyfingr  |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:49 |
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http://ballah.justgotowned.com
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Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 10:54 |
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I think I saw this on SNL last Saturday with Hughe Laurie about a spoof on Ghost Hunters.
This could possibly be real and if it were, it probably was performed with a Fast Looking Infared (FLIR) camera which detects methane gas as black and is used to detect methane leaks. |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 11:06 |
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THEY SHOULD START RECORDING OUTSIDE A MEXICAN RESTAURANT 
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pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 11:08 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:55 ballah wrote:
ill give just give him the award too, you typed too much, way too much to read... |
I wasn't saying that because it's too much, I was just saying it 'cause he started using words too big for a fragile mind like mine.... |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 11:31 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 16:04 Tyrfingr wrote:
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You call that much ?... A few fucking lines .. I take it you never did much reading in your days, hence the awful fucking literary skills you shown proof of that a normal person requires a fat urban dictionary to comprehend.
Who gives a fuck what you think  |
Get em Tyr!!!  |

floogen1.. 
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Posted by: floogen12 on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 13:55 |
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its FAKE
if you watch closely you can see his left hand holding something but its for a split second so watch it closely.....plus I mean comeon....it wouldnt be pouring out like that jeez |

SJ_buzzi.. 
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Posted by: SJ_buzzin_06 on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 14:24 |
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| why the fuck would some1 film this |

Immunity 
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Posted by: Immunity on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 14:48 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 16:54 Pearlgirl wrote:
s performed with a Fast Looking Infared (FLIR) camera |
The F in FLIR stands for Forward not Fast. |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 14:58 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 20:48 Immunity wrote:
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The F in FLIR stands for Forward not Fast. |
You're absolutely right, my mistake. |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 15:23 |
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Someone needs to edit this with fart noises actually played in. I tried, but it didn't work... 
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boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 15:30 |
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I think on the second try the guy just shit his pants  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:22 |
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I read to like the tenth fake comment...all I have to say is..
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
I forgot how to use my brain to figure this one out. it's seamless. |

nyererei 
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Posted by: nyererei on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:36 |
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FAKE!!!!!!!!!
your welcome.^ |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:40 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 15:37 Blowtatoes wrote:
Why does everyone try to say every video is fake? Why not just enjoy the fucking video for what it is instead of acting as if you were 2 years and saying "FAKE FAKE FAKE". |
Because IT IS FAKE!
And in this video BLACK IS COLD and WHITE IS HOT. It doesn't matter what you can set a infrared camera to do. In this particular movie, white is hot, and black is cold. Look at the person! |

TLBBMIC 
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Posted by: TLBBMIC on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:42 |
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i was going to comment but there are too many guys talking bullocks
so i'll leave it |

jelleoel.. 
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Posted by: jelleoelle on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 16:45 |
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He is holding a spraycan!
That explains why it is so cold, and the way it sprays also fits perfectly with a spraycan, plus his left hand is hidden all the time, cuz it is holding the spraycan.
The direction of it, doesn't even fit with it being a real fart. |

pieman 
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Posted by: pieman on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 17:01 |
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How the hell do you know which way a fart goes? What if the wind was blowing, it might go like that...
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boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 17:32 |
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| Quote: | On 06-12-06 23:01 pieman wrote:
How the hell do you know which way a fart goes? What if the wind was blowing, it might go like that...

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Maybe jelleoelle is a fart expert?!!  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 17:55 |
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HOT GAS FROM THE ASS STINKS  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 06th 2006f Dec @ 18:19 |
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| jesus christ!! we've got so many explanations on this! all the same! oh fuckit I'm done. this can be the "hardasses that don't read other peoples' comments" thread. |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 07th 2006f Dec @ 01:26 |
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| Quote: | On 07-12-06 00:19 Shock14 wrote:
jesus christ!! we've got so many explanations on this! all the same! oh fuckit I'm done. this can be the "hardasses that don't read other peoples' comments" thread. |
Im with you on that one. Im gonna go get drunk now and pass out somewhere without knowing how I got there.
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Miko23 
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Posted by: Miko23 on the 07th 2006f Dec @ 03:33 |
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| Definately fake. You'd scare someone with something that powerful, might even blow an o-ring. I just don't think the human ass could release something such as that. That and it's cold, you'd see something in relation to the body's heat reading. Makes no sense for it to be cold unless your colon is a freezer, which I'd doubt. |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 07th 2006f Dec @ 07:14 |
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| Was a cold day and a hot fart, and fuck you Westy. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 07th 2006f Dec @ 16:19 |
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| Quote: | On 07-12-06 13:14 cardmankev wrote:
Was a cold day and a hot fart, and fuck you Westy. |
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