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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 11:48 |
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| Then Jimmy realized he had accomplished the only thing he had been working at for the past 3 years..there were no flashing lights, no screaming crowds, just a gay cameraman and a 1 day spot on the internet... |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 12:04 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 17:48 Shock14 wrote:
Then Jimmy realized he had accomplished the only thing he had been working at for the past 3 years..there were no flashing lights, no screaming crowds, just a gay cameraman and a 1 day spot on the internet... |
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DanielP 
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Posted by: DanielP on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 12:29 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 17:48 Shock14 wrote:
Then Jimmy realized he had accomplished the only thing he had been working at for the past 3 years..there were no flashing lights, no screaming crowds, just a gay cameraman and a 1 day spot on the internet... |
Don`t forget the 3 comments!!! |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 12:33 |
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| ^^ make that 4 |

toeleo 
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Posted by: toeleo on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 13:13 |
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| photoshoppe |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 13:35 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 19:13 toeleo wrote:
photoshoppe |
*points at you* fffool. |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 14:18 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 17:48 Shock14 wrote:
Then Jimmy realized he had accomplished the only thing he had been working at for the past 3 years..there were no flashing lights, no screaming crowds, just a gay cameraman and a 1 day spot on the internet... |
After careful thought, little Jimmy realized that his life would never amount to anything greater than being some sort of internet oddity ... he wisely retired home, picked up his Mother's loaded hand gun and shot himself in the temple.  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 15:31 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 20:18 boyjohn wrote:
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After careful thought, little Jimmy realized that his life would never amount to anything greater than being some sort of internet oddity ... he wisely retired home, picked up his Mother's loaded hand gun and shot himself in the temple. |
his mother came home to a huge shock. jimmy, lying on the floor, bleeding from the head. she let out a scream and quickly called the carpenter to have the carpet replaced. After taking his money, clothes, and other (few) things of value she decided he'd make great fertilizer. Jimmy now rests between the turnips and carrots. |

Flakolok.. 
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Posted by: Flakoloko on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 17:31 |
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| that was gay,that way that faggot laffed,ohh ho ho ho that homo 2 the core like tranvestie |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 18:17 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 23:31 Flakoloko wrote:
that was gay,that way that faggot laffed,ohh ho ho ho that homo 2 the core like tranvestie |
*cough* CLOSET FAGG! *cough*
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 18:39 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 00:17 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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*cough* CLOSET FAGG! *cough*
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he was just fishing for information, he'd be thrilled if he found another transvestite homo  |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 18:50 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 00:39 Shock14 wrote:
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he was just fishing for information, he'd be thrilled if he found another transvestite homo |
SHHHH!! HE IS GONNA GET WET!!!
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SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 19:06 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 00:39 Shock14 wrote:
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he was just fishing for information, he'd be thrilled if he found another transvestite homo |
*points at toeleo* |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 19:29 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 01:06 SimonL wrote:
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*points at toeleo* |
WITH A GUN ....RUN FORREST RUN  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 19:53 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 01:06 SimonL wrote:
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*points at toeleo* |
ah! |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 20:38 |
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| Quote: | On 02-12-06 21:31 Shock14 wrote:
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his mother came home to a huge shock. jimmy, lying on the floor, bleeding from the head. she let out a scream and quickly called the carpenter to have the carpet replaced. After taking his money, clothes, and other (few) things of value she decided he'd make great fertilizer. Jimmy now rests between the turnips and carrots. |
The turnips and carrots grew even though the winter was harsh. Ronaldo a useless Portuguese lad with a vacant look came upon the garden and stole the ripened vegetables.
He returned to his native land and made unfermented inexpensive wine. The townspeople did not take kindly to Ronaldo's cheap spirits. His family was surrounded by a crowd of short, but very angry Portuguese people calling him "puta".
Ronaldo was mortally wounded in a knife fight, his body donated to medical science. He is now being viewed by european medical students who are confounded that the Portuguese smell worse than the French.
The end |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 02nd 2006f Dec @ 21:15 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 02:38 boyjohn wrote:
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The turnips and carrots grew even though the winter was harsh. Ronaldo a useless Portuguese lad with a vacant look came upon the garden and stole the ripened vegetables.
He returned to his native land and made unfermented inexpensive wine. The townspeople did not take kindly to Ronaldo's cheap spirits. His family was surrounded by a crowd of short, but very angry Portuguese people calling him "puta".
Ronaldo was mortally wounded in a knife fight, his body donated to medical science. He is now being viewed by european medical students who are confounded that the Portuguese smell worse than the French.
The end
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Now I can rest easy knowing how it ends.....what a great bed time story.  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 03rd 2006f Dec @ 01:11 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 02:38 boyjohn wrote:
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The turnips and carrots grew even though the winter was harsh. Ronaldo a useless Portuguese lad with a vacant look came upon the garden and stole the ripened vegetables.
He returned to his native land and made unfermented inexpensive wine. The townspeople did not take kindly to Ronaldo's cheap spirits. His family was surrounded by a crowd of short, but very angry Portuguese people calling him "puta".
Ronaldo was mortally wounded in a knife fight, his body donated to medical science. He is now being viewed by european medical students who are confounded that the Portuguese smell worse than the French.
The end
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*scribbles in "boyjohn likes man ass" right above the end*
Ha Ha! |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 03rd 2006f Dec @ 02:31 |
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| Quote: | On 03-12-06 07:11 Shock14 wrote:
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*scribbles in "boyjohn likes man ass" right above the end*
Ha Ha!
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Only because Shockie wanted me to spread said man ass cheeks so Shockie could perform the Shockie Manuever ... also known as the SHOCKIE TONGUE ENEMA ... which was written right after the previous sentence
Ha Ha! |

dave123 
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Posted by: dave123 on the 15th 2008f May @ 23:24 |
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that story should me made into a movie  |


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