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Stretch Armstrong here can dislocate and bend his bones in ways you couldn't even imagine seeing in horror movies.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 26th 2006f November 2006 | Comments: (44) |


Beanskin.. 
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Posted by: Beanskin_Boy on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 10:00 |
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| Thats Fucked up. |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 10:26 |
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I bet he is good at playing Twister  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 10:37 |
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| one of these days SNAP "shit" and on that day I hope that video is sent in to ydm. |

adz22 
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Posted by: adz22 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 11:14 |
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| theres NO such thing as double jointed! its a myth! everyone has the same number of joints, some people are just more flexible than others! |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 11:38 |
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Wrong guy was casted as the rubber dude in the Fantastic 4 movie.  |

seagal 
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Posted by: seagal on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 12:11 |
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that's a bit grim. i prefer watching the bendy ladies like;
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/116142610
3/Kristina_Kireeva_-_Contortionist_
and;
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/115818474
7/Kristina_Kireeva_-_Hot_Contortionist_ |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 12:49 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 17:14 adz22 wrote:
theres NO such thing as double jointed! its a myth! everyone has the same number of joints, some people are just more flexible than o thers! |
*hands you a napkin* some shit was falling out of your mouth. |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 13:09 |
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WTF... NOT EVEN MY EARS ARE THAT FLEXIBLE IN A GIRL THIS MIGHT BE COOL AND AWESOME IN A DUDE....WELL..HMM THIS IS JUST FU#$&$& GAY
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187blaze 
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Posted by: 187blaze on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 13:37 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 19:09 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
WTF... NOT EVEN MY EARS ARE THAT FLEXIBLE IN A GIRL THIS MIGHT BE COOL AND AWESOME IN A DUDE....WELL..HMM THIS IS JUST FU#$&$& GAY
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lolll  |

Nemesis 
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Posted by: Nemesis on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 13:41 |
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| havent even seen the video but i just wanted to say hi |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 14:07 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 18:49 Shock14 wrote:
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*hands you a napkin* some shit was falling out of your mouth. |
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Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 14:19 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 19:41 Nemesis wrote:
havent even seen the video but i just wanted to say hi |
Shut the fuck up. |

adz22 
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Posted by: adz22 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 14:44 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 18:49 Shock14 wrote:
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*hands you a napkin* some shit was falling out of your mouth. |
how much of a **** have you just made of yourself! go get an education you stupid fucker! Do you really think the guy has two joints at all his joints? your unbelieably stupid!
http://www.contortionguide.com/contortion_myt
hs.html
you stupid dumbass fuck face!
*sits and waits for that tosser Tyrfingr to write an essay telling me to take chill pills and to stop been a ***** you ****!  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 14:59 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 20:44 adz22 wrote:
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how much of a **** have you just made of yourself! go get an education you stupid fucker! Do you really think the guy has two joints at all his joints? your unbelieably stupid!
http://www.contortionguide.com/contortion_myt
hs.html
you stupid dumbass fuck face!
*sits and waits for that tosser Tyrfingr to write an essay telling me to take chill pills and to stop been a ***** you ****! |
LOL! no worries there, I'll just sit over here laughing my ass off watching the two of you pulling each others hairs out.  |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 15:32 |
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| Way to go gumby boy ... |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 15:51 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 20:44 adz22 wrote:
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how much of a **** have you just made of yourself! go get an education you stupid fucker! Do you really think the guy has two joints at all his joints? your unbelieably stupid!
http://www.contortionguide.com/contortion_myt
hs.html
you stupid dumbass fuck face!
*sits and waits for that tosser Tyrfingr to write an essay telling me to take chill pills and to stop been a ***** you ****! |
Oh shit...***** goin buckwild....lol.  |

adz22 
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Posted by: adz22 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 16:07 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 21:51 Shaft wrote:
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Oh shit...***** goin buckwild....lol. |
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SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 16:55 |
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LOVE THE BURGER KING MASK
THAT VID IS SICK  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 17:21 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 20:44 adz22 wrote:
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how much of a **** have you just made of yourself! go get an education you stupid fucker! Do you really think the guy has two joints at all his joints? your unbelieably stupid!
http://www.contortionguide.com/contortion_myt
hs.html
you stupid dumbass fuck face!
*sits and waits for that tosser Tyrfingr to write an essay telling me to take chill pills and to stop been a ***** you ****! |
I never said anything, kiddo. control your blood pressure, we don't need to go see a doctor about that anger problem MAN you snapped. hahahaha I've made a **** of myself plenty of times, I'm shock, it's my job dontchaknow  |

Pearlgir.. 
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Posted by: Pearlgirl on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 17:52 |
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| Anyone who wears that mask while performing his double joint abilities is a psychokiller. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 18:11 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 23:52 Pearlgirl wrote:
Anyone who wears that mask while performing his double joint abilities is a psychokiller. |
but he's a very bendy psycho killer, so it's all good  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 18:17 |
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ctivex/controls/mplayer/en/nsmp2inf.cab#Versi
on=5,1,52,701" standby="Loading Microsoft Windows Media Player components..." type="application/x-oleobject"><
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ndows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer
/" src="http://yourdailymedia.com/tvrandom&
quot; AutoStart="True"></embed><
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</object> |

RottenRa.. 
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Posted by: RottenRalph on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 19:17 |
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| This is disgusting. I couldn't watch much more than :45 seconds of that shit. Blech. |

SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 20:06 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 23:52 Pearlgirl wrote:
Anyone who wears that mask while performing his double joint abilities is a psychokiller. |
He wasn't wearing a mask.  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 21:13 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 00:17 SNOWY wrote:
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0C04F79FAA6" codebase="http://activex.microsoft.com/a
ctivex/controls/mplayer/en/nsmp2inf.cab#Versi
on=5,1,52,701" standby="Loading Microsoft Windows Media Player components..." type="application/x-oleobject"><
br />
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m">
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<PARAM NAME=ShowDisplay VALUE=1>
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<PARAM NAME=InvokeURLS Value=False>
<embed name="WMplay" width="550" height="400" type="application/x-mplayer2" pluginspage="http://www.microsoft.com/Wi
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quot; AutoStart="True"></embed><
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</object> |
STOP FUCKING SHIT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM! *points angry finger at stairs* MARCH |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 21:25 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 20:44 adz22 wrote:
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you stupid dumbass fuck face!
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Yeah... ya dumb butt poopy head! |

Exile 
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Posted by: Exile on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 21:25 |
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Yup, one day that shits going to snap and not go back or atleast hes going to have one hell of a case of arthritis by his 30's.  |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 21:46 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 03:13 Shock14 wrote:
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STOP FUCKING SHIT UP AND GO TO YOUR ROOM! *points angry finger at stairs* MARCH |
Shock... after your comment on the sobriety test YOU should be in your room....... you and westy study together in school? |

Blowtato.. 
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Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 01:09 |
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| damn... damn... damn.. |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 02:07 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 17:14 adz22 wrote:
theres NO such thing as double jointed! its a myth! ! |
*unzips pants and dick slaps your eyes,mouth and nose* HERE'S YOUR MYTH BITCH!!!
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Jamo1 
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Posted by: Jamo1 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 03:21 |
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| Ugh. Nearly made me spew. |

ballah 
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Posted by: ballah on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 04:07 |
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wow, thats pretty amazing, its like one in a million. im doing anatomy as a subject and although this is sum sick shit.. im amazed. Loose joints!! probably better not to share with the world!!  |

adz22 
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Posted by: adz22 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 05:32 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 08:07 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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*unzips pants and dick slaps your eyes,mouth and nose* HERE'S YOUR MYTH BITCH!!!
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so whats the myth? weather you have a cock to do that shit in the first place? fuck off back to your mud hut! |

z02o0 
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Posted by: z02o0 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 06:13 |
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ThaiLady.. 
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Posted by: ThaiLadyBoy on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 08:30 |
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| he wears the mask because he was in a faceplant video |

floogen1.. 
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Posted by: floogen12 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 14:27 |
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wow....................
wow |

dumbbere.. 
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Posted by: dumbberer on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 14:35 |
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LOL he wore the mask to hide his agony!!!!
dont care how flexable you are that would make your eyes water!!!!!!!!!!!!  |

Hill568 
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Posted by: Hill568 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 20:42 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 02:06 SimonL wrote:
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He wasn't wearing a mask. |
Yes he was |

kinder 
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Posted by: kinder on the 01st 2006f Dec @ 19:05 |
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| he could be good at wresteling |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 01st 2006f Dec @ 19:24 |
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| Quote: | On 28-11-06 02:42 Hill568 wrote:
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Yes he was |
Did they kill your irony when you were a phonesupport guy, or if it was a telemarketer  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 01st 2006f Dec @ 19:32 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 11:32 adz22 wrote:
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so whats the myth? weather you have a cock to do that shit in the first place? fuck off back to your mud hut! |
AND YOUR A PRICK SO WHATS YA POINT.................... |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 29th 2008f Mar @ 03:29 |
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| Chi? |

Pntbllki.. 
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Posted by: Pntbllkid777 on the 08th 2008f Apr @ 17:32 |
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| I doubt anybody will read this but I used to be able to do the knee over extend thing, it was sweet, but I grew out of it and can't do it anymore |


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