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Piss head eats the concrete while doing a DUI test. There was no need for a slow motion replay. Going down!
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 25th 2006f November 2006 | Comments: (34) |


mrniple 
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Posted by: mrniple on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 08:43 |
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| sobriety test #1. FAIL |

holymack.. 
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Posted by: holymackral on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 10:21 |
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SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 11:24 |
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Excessive drinking causes headaches  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 12:17 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 17:24 SimonL wrote:
Excessive drinking causes headaches |
In some cases it's both physical as well as mental 
And of course we got to hear the fameous last words. "Are you alright ?"  |

celtic67 
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Posted by: celtic67 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 12:42 |
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| lol the best bit is he prob didnt feel a thing!!!!!!! |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 12:53 |
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FRONT FLIP WHILE YOU ARE DRUNK NOW WE KNOW
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 13:22 |
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| love the way the cop just stands there like :| |

boyjohn 
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Posted by: boyjohn on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 13:52 |
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| Whoops! |

skeet_da.. 
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Posted by: skeet_da_man on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 14:53 |
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| post 700. damn i forgot to say something relevant. |

aerodyna.. 
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Posted by: aerodynamic on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 16:15 |
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No Jacky D For him  |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 16:15 |
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LOL, I WAS AS FUCKED LIKE HE WAS LAST NIGHT  |

seagal 
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Posted by: seagal on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 16:24 |
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i guess they like to make these tests as easy for the inspecting officer as possible. i think this was a bit too easy. nice face plant  |

TwatRada.. 
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Posted by: TwatRadar on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 17:22 |
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It's not been easy, but I have caught up with all of the videos up to page 145.
If there are any videos going further back than that which you don't understand, just email me, and I'll try to explain them to you.
Thanks, fam. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 18:03 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 23:22 TwatRadar wrote:
It's not been easy, but I have caught up with all of the videos up to page 145.
If there are any videos going further back than that which you don't understand, just email me, and I'll try to explain them to you.
Thanks, fam. |
it's been that long? damn twat. |

Blowtato.. 
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Posted by: Blowtatoes on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 18:35 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 20:13 westy wrote:
Why the fuck was the stupid cop making him tape a line to the ground
He's in a fucking car park, there are white lines fucking everywhere
What a stupid country America is to have tests like these anyway |
I have been reading quotes here. I love it how all those people from the other countries always will yell at america any chance they have. |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 18:57 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 23:22 TwatRadar wrote:
It's not been easy, but I have caught up with all of the videos up to page 145.
If there are any videos going further back than that which you don't understand, just email me, and I'll try to explain them to you.
Thanks, fam. |
KEEP GOING BITCH.....BREATH
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Austexed 
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Posted by: Austexed on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 19:23 |
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| he is just trying to get out of a dwi if I was that cop I would say get up you little bitch your still going to jail. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 21:03 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 00:35 Blowtatoes wrote:
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I have been reading quotes here. I love it how all those people from the other countries always will yell at america any chance they have.
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yeah. *waves little american flag* all other nations create a city, we're the dumpsters.
The trash has to go somewhere. |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 21:46 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 20:13 westy wrote:
Why the fuck was the stupid cop making him tape a line to the ground
He's in a fucking car park, there are white lines fucking everywhere
What a stupid country America is to have tests like these anyway |
It's PART of the test you dumb fuck.... better slow down on those intelegence criticisms there westy if you couldnt figure that one out on your own.
ahaahah you idiot. |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 22:19 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 03:46 Sucka wrote:
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It's PART of the test you dumb fuck.... better slow down on those intelegence criticisms there westy if you couldnt figure that one out on your own.
ahaahah you idiot. |
he meant using the lines :/ |

z02o0 
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Posted by: z02o0 on the 25th 2006f Nov @ 23:15 |
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dragontj.. 
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Posted by: dragontje on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 05:22 |
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| o...well lets try another test.... |

seagal 
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Posted by: seagal on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 11:28 |
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| Quote: | On 25-11-06 23:22 TwatRadar wrote:
It's not been easy, but I have caught up with all of the videos up to page 145.
If there are any videos going further back than that which you don't understand, just email me, and I'll try to explain them to you.
Thanks, fam. |
did you come accross that video of the BMW drifting on the exit of a motorway by any chance? been looking for it for ages
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adz22 
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Posted by: adz22 on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 11:30 |
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| why do tests anyway? they dont in the uk! our coppers are clever enough to be able to tell if someone is drunk and use a breathalyzer, and not make them do these pointless tests. whats the point other than it makes for good viewing! |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 13:45 |
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They caught me on tape again!
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Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 26th 2006f Nov @ 21:45 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 04:19 Shock14 wrote:
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he meant using the lines :/
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...sigh... you both must have some from the same school.... I KNOW what he ment you twat... I'm saying the REASON the cop had him hold the end of the tape and put it on the ground was PART of the test.... you think he didnt notice the lines all around him? He made him bend over and place the tape on the ground WHILE he pulled on it to see if he would lose his balance... just like the cops arent asking you to touch your nose to see if you can.. they are WATCHING your body movement ... jesus shock I expected more of you... not westy but you atleast....  |

Jamo1 
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Posted by: Jamo1 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 04:08 |
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| I wish they did these tests in Australia instead of breathalyzers. I think it's kind of cool that they let you at least try to pretend you're not wasted. How do they test if you have been smoking weed? Offer you some dorito's and see if you can resist? |

RICHIE_0.. 
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Posted by: RICHIE_05 on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 05:30 |
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| Quote: | On 27-11-06 03:45 Sucka wrote:
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...sigh... you both must have some from the same school.... I KNOW what he ment you twat... I'm saying the REASON the cop had him hold the end of the tape and put it on the ground was PART of the test.... you think he didnt notice the lines all around him? He made him bend over and place the tape on the ground WHILE he pulled on it to see if he would lose his balance... just like the cops arent asking you to touch your nose to see if you can.. they are WATCHING your body movement ... jesus shock I expected more of you... not westy but you atleast.... |
In other words the cop jus wanted 2 see if he'd smash his face in  |

cardmank.. 
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Posted by: cardmankev on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 07:12 |
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| Hey Westy, don't appreciate you calling my country stupid. Do you just say that shit to be an asshole or what? |

Nemesis 
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Posted by: Nemesis on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 07:49 |
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haha nice one  |

skeet_da.. 
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Posted by: skeet_da_man on the 27th 2006f Nov @ 18:18 |
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| Quote: | On 26-11-06 00:35 Blowtatoes wrote:
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I have been reading quotes here. I love it how all those people from the other countries always will yell at america any chance they have.
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i got another test for ya, touch you finger to your nose, say your abc/s and then slowly try to pull your head out of your ass.
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fukitall 
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Posted by: fukitall on the 29th 2006f Nov @ 13:56 |
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still lmmfao  |

Chobits 
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Posted by: Chobits on the 29th 2008f Mar @ 03:32 |
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| Chi? |


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