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A van piles straight into the stationary cop car on the side of the road.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 16th 2006f October 2006 | Comments: (34) |


Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 10:36 |
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WHHHHOWWW!!!
Quality video scott *claps my hands*... I wonder what the hell was wrong with the driver in the van, and how he fared from that crash though.  |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 10:58 |
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that was one fast crash looked like he was going for the kill !!! |

Toyo_9J 
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Posted by: Toyo_9J on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 11:09 |
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WTF is this MW?  |

SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 12:11 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 16:36 Tyrfingr wrote:
WHHHHOWWW!!!
Quality video scott *claps my hands*... I wonder what the hell was wrong with the driver in the van, and how he fared from that crash though. |
That and holy crap, how fast was he going???
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Jake_Man.. 
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Posted by: Jake_Manis on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 12:13 |
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| The car that filmed that looked to be without a scratch after the collision |

SNOWY 
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Posted by: SNOWY on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 12:16 |
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RUN PIGGY RUN  |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 13:17 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 18:16 SNOWY wrote:
RUN PIGGY RUN |
I heard him yell "DIE PIGGY DIE!!!"  |

CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 13:22 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 16:36 Tyrfingr wrote:
WHHHHOWWW!!!
Quality video scott *claps my hands*... I wonder what the hell was wrong with the driver in the van, and how he fared from that crash though. |
Yeah no shit, I wish they would give us the background info with these clips...  |

Sucka 
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Posted by: Sucka on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 13:42 |
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| Looked like allot of cops out there.. was this a roadblock?.. almost looks like spike strips out front... BOOM |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 13:43 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 19:22 CopyCat wrote:
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Yeah no shit, I wish they would give us the background info with these clips... |
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!!!!!!!!!!  |

Shaft 
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Posted by: Shaft on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 14:15 |
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Can you hear the high pitched screams of that piggy? The van driver wanted bacon.
I think he ended up regretting his decision though...hahahaha I dont hate cops or anything but this made me crack up.  |

t1t4n 
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Posted by: t1t4n on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 15:03 |
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| i hate cops cuz they always take my marijuana.... fucking bastard cops smoke it themselves later.... arrrgg |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 15:05 |
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| he is going the wrong way maybe he slept on the wheel atleast i hope the cop car was empty ! |

t1t4n 
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Posted by: t1t4n on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 15:22 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 21:05 RobYDMfan wrote:
he is going the wrong way maybe he slept on the wheel atleast i hope the cop car was empty ! |
i dont... does that make me evil....  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 16:39 |
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it was an angry mother, her son was pulled over for marijuana. he told her that as she was speeding down the road. her response was "what the fuck? I'm gonna kill you."...and she did.
(well, in my world that's the story.) |

Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 17:12 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 21:03 t1t4n wrote:
i hate cops cuz they always take my marijuana.... fucking bastard cops smoke it themselves later.... arrrgg |
Solution is simple.. become a cop... Paycheck + free grass  |

t1t4n 
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Posted by: t1t4n on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 17:19 |
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yea i was thinking about that.... but then i smacked my self for considering becoming a cop...  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 17:47 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 23:19 t1t4n wrote:
yea i was thinking about that.... but then i smacked my self for considering becoming a cop... |
you'd be great for the job! |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 17:52 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 22:39 Shock14 wrote:
it was an angry mother, her son was pulled over for marijuana. he told her that as she was speeding down the road. her response was "what the fuck? I'm gonna kill you."...and she did.
(well, in my world that's the story.) |
you should start a blog |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 18:14 |
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| Quote: | On 16-10-06 23:52 RobYDMfan wrote:
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you should start a blog
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I don't meet the requirements..
I'm not a teenager
I'm not emo
I'm not gay
I'm not an emo gay teenager looking to be molested. |

t1t4n 
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Posted by: t1t4n on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 18:19 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 00:14 Shock14 wrote:
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I don't meet the requirements..
I'm not a teenager
I'm not emo
I'm not gay
I'm not an emo gay teenager looking to be molested. |
arrrrrrreeeeee u suuuuuuuuureeeeeeee?  |

RobYDMfa.. 
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Posted by: RobYDMfan on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 18:29 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 00:14 Shock14 wrote:
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I don't meet the requirements..
I'm not a teenager
I'm not emo
I'm not gay
I'm not an emo gay teenager looking to be molested. |
lol  |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 20:35 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 00:14 Shock14 wrote:
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I don't meet the requirements..
I'm not a teenager
I'm not emo
I'm not gay
I'm not an emo gay teenager looking to be molested. |
OOOOH MAN.... BUT .... BUT.... WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS FANTASIES ABOUT YOU!!!
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 20:39 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 02:35 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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OOOOH MAN.... BUT .... BUT.... WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS FANTASIES ABOUT YOU!!!
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*stares blankly at comment for a second, then crawls under desk, hugs head to knees and begins to cry.* |

SimonL 
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Posted by: SimonL on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 21:28 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 02:39 Shock14 wrote:
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*stares blankly at comment for a second, then crawls under desk, hugs head to knees and begins to cry.*
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Don't forget to shower first. Like in The Crying Game.
lol
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 21:49 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 03:28 SimonL wrote:
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Don't forget to shower first. Like in The Crying Game.
lol
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no! I'm scared right now, and all the shit goes down in the shower! watch a horror movie! |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 21:54 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 03:49 Shock14 wrote:
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no! I'm scared right now, and all the shit goes down in the shower! watch a horror movie! |
HI SHOCKY!! *hugs you in a perverted kinda way (Michael Jackson way)* HOW YOU DOIN CHAMP? 
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Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 16th 2006f Oct @ 23:14 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 03:54 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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HI SHOCKY!! *hugs you in a perverted kinda way (Michael Jackson way)* HOW YOU DOIN CHAMP? 
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OH JESUS CHRIST!! *nails your dick to the floor of a room with angry, hungry rats.* I NEED TO BURN OFF THIS LAYER OF MY SKIN AND GET THERAPY |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 17th 2006f Oct @ 01:16 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 05:14 Shock14 wrote:
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OH JESUS CHRIST!! *nails your dick to the floor of a room with angry, hungry rats.* I NEED TO BURN OFF THIS LAYER OF MY SKIN AND GET THERAPY
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DID I MENTION I USED TO EAT RATS BACK IN MEXICO?? TACOS DE RAT NOW HOW THAT FUCK DO I UNNAIL MY DICK FROM THE FLOOR *grabs the phone and calls 911* 911 YEAH IT'S ME MARKO...WELL... YEAH.. MMHMM.. ON THE FLOOR...WHAT..? $500.00 FOR AN AMBULANCE!! *hears doorbell* MMHH HOLD ON SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR *gets on his feet really fast* PUTA!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT MY DICK!!!!!! *goes to the door in pain gushing blood* WTF!!! MORMONS!!!! FUCKERS!!! SUCK MY BLOODY DICK!!!
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Tyrfingr 
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 17th 2006f Oct @ 12:39 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 07:16 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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DID I MENTION I USED TO EAT RATS BACK IN MEXICO?? TACOS DE RAT NOW HOW THAT FUCK DO I UNNAIL MY DICK FROM THE FLOOR *grabs the phone and calls 911* 911 YEAH IT'S ME MARKO...WELL... YEAH.. MMHMM.. ON THE FLOOR...WHAT..? $500.00 FOR AN AMBULANCE!! *hears doorbell* MMHH HOLD ON SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR *gets on his feet really fast* PUTA!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT MY DICK!!!!!! *goes to the door in pain gushing blood* WTF!!! MORMONS!!!! FUCKERS!!! SUCK MY BLOODY DICK!!!

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*Runs away in the other direction*  |

Shock14 
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 17th 2006f Oct @ 17:13 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 07:16 H_TOWN_MEX wrote:
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DID I MENTION I USED TO EAT RATS BACK IN MEXICO?? TACOS DE RAT NOW HOW THAT FUCK DO I UNNAIL MY DICK FROM THE FLOOR *grabs the phone and calls 911* 911 YEAH IT'S ME MARKO...WELL... YEAH.. MMHMM.. ON THE FLOOR...WHAT..? $500.00 FOR AN AMBULANCE!! *hears doorbell* MMHH HOLD ON SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR *gets on his feet really fast* PUTA!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT MY DICK!!!!!! *goes to the door in pain gushing blood* WTF!!! MORMONS!!!! FUCKERS!!! SUCK MY BLOODY DICK!!!

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*chops it up and sticks it in salad* want some dinner marko? |

H_TOWN_M.. 
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 18th 2006f Oct @ 02:52 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 23:13 Shock14 wrote:
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*chops it up and sticks it in salad* want some dinner marko?
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MMM SMELLS GOOD! BUT NOT THX I ALREADY ATE LET ME GO AHEAD AND GIVE IT TO MY GRANDMA *goes to Granny's room* HERE YOU GO ABUELA ITS FROM LIL SHOCKY 
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Draupner 
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Posted by: Draupner on the 24th 2007f Sep @ 19:08 |
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| Quote: | On 17-10-06 02:39 Shock14 wrote:
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*stares blankly at comment for a second, then crawls under desk, hugs head to knees and begins to cry.*
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GAGHAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I ALMOST CHOKED MYSELF AT THAT COMMENT
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samwhisk.. 
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Posted by: samwhisky on the 24th 2007f Sep @ 19:13 |
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nice
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