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Stand up comedian telling a funny joke about terrorists and the Muslim belief of having 72 virgins when you die.
 
Posted by: Scottjpw on the 29th 2006f May 2006 | Comments: (90) | 
CopyCat 
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 09:13 |
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Life really sucks for muslim women, hell and death too...  |
wat_
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Posted by: wat_ on the 29th 2006f May @ 09:20 |
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| lol funny as fuck |
Uhhh
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Posted by: Uhhh on the 29th 2006f May @ 10:49 |
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Obviously we know what sex made up this religion  |
Shock14
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Posted by: Shock14 on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:00 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 16:49 Uhhh wrote:
Obviously we know what sex made up this religion |
if allah's a woman, certainly not her! |
Tito
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Posted by: Tito on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:09 |
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| Its not a muslim believe... I cant hear that shit. Just gibbish of some fucking fundamentalists. |
mooshy
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Posted by: mooshy on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:27 |
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all this is bullshit, if you want more questions and answers on islam, try this link. it helped me...
http://www.islamicinvitationcentre.com/FAQ/FA
Q.html |
shotcala..
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Posted by: shotcala69 on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:34 |
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It was a joke based on certain beliefs that Al Queda does believe happens to warriors when they die (stupid or not). Yet for some reason there is always some tool that gets offended and thinks that the comedian must be talkin bout them. The guy is making a funny joke and not an inaccurate one. get a life toto or tito or taco or whatever that is. U fucking dipshit  |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:35 |
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What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? What if he's celibate? What does he get? What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity? If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
Wouldn't it be funny if they're virgins because they're ugly? Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins? what if the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin? Hmmm? I just wonder about these things ???
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suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:40 |
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It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity.  |
PSA_Warr..
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Posted by: PSA_Warrior on the 29th 2006f May @ 11:52 |
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american lies here we go again.  |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:08 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. |
Hmmm, it sounds like your sterotyping us... lol.. And trust me when I say, I don't mind at all if you hate us... I am Scottish, Irish and english, but I'm still full blooded American... And I don't believe in any of your old fairy tale gods... I think when you die your dead, you rot, end of story... |
suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:21 |
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| CopyCat I am stereotyping you, you're just pointing out what I wrote. And your Scottish, Irish and English ? Sounds like a big exaggeration to make your point sound more fullproof. |
shotcala..
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Posted by: shotcala69 on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:26 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity. |
Im not stereotyping anyone but the people who fly planes into buildings, bomb trains, etc. So it sounds to me like you r the dumbass here u fukn moron  |
Buffalo
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Posted by: Buffalo on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:35 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity. |
The Comedian is talking about "Terrorists" not "Muslims" you silly |
BigupGB
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Posted by: BigupGB on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:40 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity. |
u said it, if it wernt for america, then it's likely terroists wouldnt exist on such a large scale, and england wouldnt be under threat either, |
suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 29th 2006f May @ 12:47 |
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| So according to you the comedian is talking about terrorists and that leads to woman not being allowed to listen to music. The pieces dont quite seem to fit. And dont say ,"Well, there are women terrorists too", because its still irelevant. |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 13:22 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 18:21 suortin wrote:
CopyCat I am stereotyping you, you're just pointing out what I wrote. And your Scottish, Irish and English ? Sounds like a big exaggeration to make your point sound more fullproof. |
I am Scottish, Irish and English, I am what I am... And I know your probably nothing like I have you stereotyped... But thats ok, I don't want to know how you really are... I like thinking of you the way I do... With that towel wraped around your head and a bunch sand in the crack of your ass fucking a goat... I imagine that you all keep bombs straped to you at all times, just in case you feel the need to blow up too... |
suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 29th 2006f May @ 13:29 |
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| Im a Christian im from the UK and have no origins from outside Europe. |
Bram
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Posted by: Bram on the 29th 2006f May @ 14:04 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 19:29 suortin wrote:
Im a Christian |
I feel sorry for you |
TFDutchm..
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Posted by: TFDutchman on the 29th 2006f May @ 14:26 |
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| I'm feeling sorry for all the good muslims trying to protect and save the respect for the islam becouse the retarded muslims having ideas like treating womens as dogs. |
H_TOWN_M..
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Posted by: H_TOWN_MEX on the 29th 2006f May @ 14:56 |
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| I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN!! 72 VIRGINS!! PARTY AT MARKO'S CLOUD!! |
holymack..
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Posted by: holymackral on the 29th 2006f May @ 14:57 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:35 CopyCat wrote:
What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? If he's gay, does he get male virgins?
If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? What if he's celibate? What does he get? What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity? If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? Do siamese twin bombers get 144 virgins?
Wouldn't it be funny if they're virgins because they're ugly? Is he allowed to covet his neighbor's virgins? what if the Koran have had a typo and it actually provided just one 72 year old virgin? Hmmm? I just wonder about these things ???
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lmao!!!!! jesus c.c..were full of questions today ... |
BossHoss
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Posted by: BossHoss on the 29th 2006f May @ 16:03 |
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| Hah hah hah, how people react offended to a comedy bit is just about as funny as the bit itself. |
Stuart20..
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Posted by: Stuart2017 on the 29th 2006f May @ 16:37 |
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Goto Iran or Saudi Arabia this is true.
Average Muslim in the western world and in many East European countries this is totally false. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 29th 2006f May @ 16:40 |
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| Religion brings out the worst in people, and also the longest threads |
Funbags
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Posted by: Funbags on the 29th 2006f May @ 16:50 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 22:40 Tyrfingr wrote:
Religion brings out the worst in people, and also the longest threads |
Quite disturbing considering its basis is just a collection of fairy tales created to control and scare people into giving up their money  |
rush
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Posted by: rush on the 29th 2006f May @ 17:09 |
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By the way:
they are 71 virgins, and they are not from this world they are from heaven.
muslim Women would have what ever they want as the phrase in quran says (they will have what ever they want and we (allah) have more).
by that phrase a person could have 1 to 100.....0. 71 just as a beging.
and if you new more 68 of those virgins are maids for 3. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 29th 2006f May @ 17:19 |
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| Hey Scott, your religious congregation is in serious need for a forum me thinks... Just dont forget to mail your members a stressball or two though , there's gonna be some squeezin' |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 17:57 |
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| Well, I come up with some more questions about these damn virgins...When they're deflowered,, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"?? Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know like,, just in case??? Do they become his common-law wives eventually??? If he has a sex with a 73rd virgin,, do the other virgins consider it cheating?? Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick?? What if the bomber's into animals?? Does he get accommodated?? Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up?? Would you call a child bomber a bombino?? If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins,, or will straight girls suffice her?? If they run out of virgins,, do they get inflatable dolls till they find more?? If a bomber finds an infidel in paradise,, can he blow him up and get 72 more virgins?? If the bomber is monogamous, does he pick one of the 72 or does he get a supermodel? What should he say if one of the virgins asks "Does this Burka make me look fat??" So is it 72 Muslim girls or like 1 virgin from every culture?? If a virgin suffers from multiple personalities,, is she considered two virgins?? Do your virgins come with a warranty?? And heres one I really would like to know... Who gets to clean up all those nasty ass sheets?? |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 29th 2006f May @ 18:00 |
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| *squeeze squeeze aqueeze* |
rush
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Posted by: rush on the 29th 2006f May @ 18:18 |
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Monroe
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Posted by: Monroe on the 29th 2006f May @ 18:27 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity. |
You better watch out, BIG BAD AMERICA IS COMMING TO GET YOU
You paranoid uneducated shit bag |
rush
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Posted by: rush on the 29th 2006f May @ 18:59 |
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If I answered your Questions would you believe!!?
i have some quitions too
what is America doing bombing Iraq Afghanistan and thinking of bombing Syria Iran? is it religion is it to prove it power is to take oil is to remind us of how bad we are is to kill the kids what is it?
don't u agree that what's happening in Iraq throw 4 years is not like what happened in 1 day in 9/11.
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I don't know but America is killing us
and please have some good Questions well you. and hopfully i will read some great answers |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 29th 2006f May @ 19:08 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 00:59 rush wrote:
If I answered your Questions would you believe!!?
i have some quitions too
what is America doing bombing Iraq Afghanistan and thinking of bombing Syria Iran? is it religion is it to prove it power is to take oil is to remind us of how bad we are is to kill the kids what is it?
don't u agree that what's happening in Iraq throw 4 years is not like what happened in 1 day inI don't know but America is killing us
and please have some good Questions well you. and hopfully i will read some great answers |
Well, I'm not real sure, but I think it might be the oil thing... You know we really do like your oil... I'm real sorry about the killing you thing, but I think if you guys would strart giving us free oil we could work something out... |
rush
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Posted by: rush on the 29th 2006f May @ 19:29 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 01:08 CopyCat wrote:
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Well, I'm not real sure, but I think it might be the oil thing... You know we really do like your oil... I'm real sorry about the killing you thing, but I think if you guys would strart giving us free oil we could work something out... |
do u thing that having money would make safe or powerful
if this was really the reason then america will fall sooner or later  |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 29th 2006f May @ 21:31 |
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| History has already proven that nothing lasts forever, and it certainly applies to everything manmade. |
Alexandr..
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Posted by: Alexandros on the 30th 2006f May @ 01:46 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 17:40 suortin wrote:
It's funny how Americans dont understand why everyone hates them. You stereotype other races and religeons as if you're the perfect race. But in fact none of you are pure; theres no such thing as a pure American (USA). And you people get offended when others sterotype you. You say ," Just because one person says/does/believes that it doesnt mean we all do". But you're the ones who constantly sterotype muslims and anyone from outside your own country. I've lived in a muslim country and it's almost the complete opposite of how you make it out to be. Look up Dubai and see for yourself. Back to my point. You guys need to pay more attention to the world around you. You are not the only ones moving forward. You are not the only ones with freedom. You are the ones who take for granted things others would die for. You dont deserve anything you have. And also im not saying that life is exactly the same in the muslim part of the world as it is in yours. You just go overboard on your assumptions. The comedians act was funny, I enjoyed laughing at his stupidity. |
It's funny, because you took the time to write out an entire rant about how Americans are so intolerant and inhospitable, but the bottom line is Muslims are treated with greater respect in the U.S. than they are anywhere else in the world -- they're treated like AMERICANS, which means we don't shit on them like the French or Russians do, we don't curtail the rights of Muslim women like the Saudis and just about every other Middle Eastern regime, and we don't do a damn thing to interfere with their religious freedom.
Kinda undercuts your whole argument, doesn't it, you British turd? Now go buy some toothpaste and start encouraging your countrymen to brush their shit too -- this is 2006, for fuck's sake, and while we can excuse you for being stupid, ya'll got no more excuses for your shitty teeth.
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SopieMun..
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Posted by: SopieMunky on the 30th 2006f May @ 04:15 |
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How is it that Americans always get targeted in these "threads" (A forum would be pretty nice, Scott. )?
Before the dude who was complaining about Americans started talking, there was no hint that Americans are better than any other country. I'm not saying we are, either. Because...we're not.
I'm just curious how everyone assumes that because someone is laughing at other's expense, that they're immediately labeled "American."
And before someone else tries to counter that claim, look at Mr. suortin over here; blatantly insulting Americans.
We have feelings, too, you know!  |
obaiduba..
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Posted by: obaidubai on the 30th 2006f May @ 05:11 |
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well where do u think most the racism in the world comes from? ive heard and read about countless casses of americans urinating on masjid doors, burning qurans amongst other things... and for copycat... the women in heaven r perfect... u dont get lesbians and stuff like that, take the factors in before asking... and sopiemunky look at any video that hasto do with religions.. even if its not islam... ul find a racist comment from an american towards islam..  |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 30th 2006f May @ 06:22 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 11:11 obaidubai wrote:
well where do u think most the racism in the world comes from? ive heard and read about countless casses of americans urinating on masjid doors, burning qurans amongst other things... and for copycat... the women in heaven r perfect... u dont get lesbians and stuff like that, take the factors in before asking... and sopiemunky look at any video that hasto do with religions.. even if its not islam... ul find a racist comment from an american towards islam.. |
Seriously for fucks sakes.. If you are going to read something to educate yourself with, make sure you read many different sources. And not just about one country but all and you will soon find out that racism comes in many different forms and for many different reasons in every country.
if you are going to bring up the door pissings on masjid doors and burning qurans and whatever, you might want to understand that it was the military that engaged in those actions. And the american people doesnt necessarily agree that was okay, but it's not much they can do about it.
Also if you find any racist comments towards muslims in any video, it's not just americans.... But those who are, should be understanded. All the terrorist threats and the ongoing wars in the middle east have caused unrest with many americans, one day they live freely, the next they will have to make sacrifices on that freedom because of terrorist threats. And then you have the dead soldiers on the news which isnt helping. And then you have the arabs that has executed american soldiers and taped it while going "allah ahkbar".. On the homefront there are complete idiots that thinks it's a good thing to see american soldiers die for something they have been sent out to do by their goverment... I could continue if you like.... So. The racist remarks that americans might pull on muslims are one way to vent their frustration on if not the only, add to that alot of culture-chock and you have a nice soup to go around... Besides, how much racism isnt there from muslims towards any other religious groups ?
And no i am not American myself, im Swedish... just for the record. |
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Posted by: Funky_Monk on the 30th 2006f May @ 08:25 |
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if you are going to bring up the door pissings on masjid doors and burning qurans and whatever, you might want to understand that it was the military that engaged in those actions. And the american people doesnt necessarily agree that was okay, but it's not much they can do about it. |
That right there is the biggest load of bullshit. As an Aussie this is the thing that angers me the most about the American mentality that "we cant do anything about what our government chooses to do"
It takes a MAJORITY to vote in a democratic government. Your american citizens, with the right to vote, chose to vote in the current government and their party. If you then choose to contune living in the country that voted in the current government you are endorsing said government.
You CAN NOT have to both ways. You can not say you are american but arent responsible for your goverments actions because you didnt vote for them. You are supporting the current power and their decisions by continueing to be an American citizen.
My grandfather as an American citizen chose to leave the USA when Nixon was voted into power. He made a decision to leave the country that would vote a man like that into power and withdraw his support of that goverment. He made a choice and stood by it.
The rest of you that try to dis-accociate yourself from the actions of your government by claiming you cant do anything or dont endorse what happening/happened... save it. I dont buy it, nor does the rest of the world. Nothing will change that you voted in Bush, you voted him in for a second term and that he....does....represent America. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 30th 2006f May @ 08:47 |
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That right there is the biggest load of bullshit. As an Aussie this is the thing that angers me the most about the American mentality that "we cant do anything about what our government chooses to do"
It takes a MAJORITY to vote in a democratic government. Your american citizens, with the right to vote, chose to vote in the current government and their party. If you then choose to contune living in the country that voted in the current government you are endorsing said government.
You CAN NOT have to both ways. You can not say you are american but arent responsible for your goverments actions because you didnt vote for them. You are supporting the current power and their decisions by continueing to be an American citizen.
My grandfather as an American citizen chose to leave the USA when Nixon was voted into power. He made a decision to leave the country that would vote a man like that into power and withdraw his support of that goverment. He made a choice and stood by it.
The rest of you that try to dis-accociate yourself from the actions of your government by claiming you cant do anything or dont endorse what happening/happened... save it. I dont buy it, nor does the rest of the world. Nothing will change that you voted in Bush, you voted him in for a second term and that he....does....represent America.
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I did mention im Swedish right living in sweden too since hundreds of generations just to clear that out. Sometimes it's needed to be said and then underlined since so many seem to ignore some things stated earlier...
In any case, this bullshit as you claim it to be is in fact applicable to any country that boosts with having a democracy. It's in fact the best manipulative instrument that mankind has yet to come up with... If you look at it, you eventually comes to terms with the fact that. Even if you vote for a party that says it will do this and that after they've been elected, they somehow go in the opposite direction afterwards anyway. Of course with a nicely putted excuse that is believeable by the masses... This shit has gone on and on and on everywhere, and in the good old aussie land as well. No matter whom you vote for, they all seem to share the same agenda these days... The days when they gave a shit about the people are long gone, and if you honestly trust any of those assholes in your goverment you must be a naive idiot.
The best we could hope for is for the people as a whole to quit voting on anything at all, to show their displeasure with how things are run. But that's not likely to happen anywhere, my buddies are those who vote blank. |
suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 30th 2006f May @ 09:06 |
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It's funny, because you took the time to write out an entire rant about how Americans are so intolerant and inhospitable, but the bottom line is Muslims are treated with greater respect in the U.S. than they are anywhere else in the world -- they're treated like AMERICANS, which means we don't shit on them like the French or Russians do, we don't curtail the rights of Muslim women like the Saudis and just about every other Middle Eastern regime, and we don't do a damn thing to interfere with their religious freedom.
Kinda undercuts your whole argument, doesn't it, you British turd? Now go buy some toothpaste and start encouraging your countrymen to brush their shit too -- this is 2006, for fuck's sake, and while we can excuse you for being stupid, ya'll got no more excuses for your shitty teeth.
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Ill brush my teeth when you stop eating McDonalds thrice a week. |
Guru
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Posted by: Guru on the 30th 2006f May @ 09:54 |
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| Yawnnn - Just Remember our British Allies - if it wasn't for us getting involved in WW2, you Brits today would be speaking GERMAN... |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 30th 2006f May @ 11:45 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 15:54 Guru wrote:
Yawnnn - Just Remember our British Allies - if it wasn't for us getting involved in WW2, you Brits today would be speaking GERMAN... |
So why isnt germany speaking english today, or russian for that matter ?.... |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 30th 2006f May @ 12:06 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 15:54 Guru wrote:
Yawnnn - Just Remember our British Allies - if it wasn't for us getting involved in WW2, you Brits today would be speaking GERMAN... |
I'll make you disappear... |
Fulgore
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Posted by: Fulgore on the 30th 2006f May @ 14:45 |
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Im sorry but CopyCat's replies are the only ones im reading atm His important questions still havent been answered
Hurry up now |
jecko2
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Posted by: jecko2 on the 30th 2006f May @ 14:50 |
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It's funny, because you took the time to write out an entire rant about how Americans are so intolerant and inhospitable, but the bottom line is Muslims are treated with greater respect in the U.S. than they are anywhere else in the world -- they're treated like AMERICANS, which means we don't shit on them like the French or Russians do, we don't curtail the rights of Muslim women like the Saudis and just about every other Middle Eastern regime, and we don't do a damn thing to interfere with their religious freedom.
Kinda undercuts your whole argument, doesn't it, you British turd? Now go buy some toothpaste and start encouraging your countrymen to brush their shit too -- this is 2006, for fuck's sake, and while we can excuse you for being stupid, ya'll got no more excuses for your shitty teeth.
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so tell me did u at least visit russia ,france ,and the uk.don't-say-yes-i-know'you're-lying.
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suortin
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Posted by: suortin on the 30th 2006f May @ 16:29 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 15:54 Guru wrote:
Yawnnn - Just Remember our British Allies - if it wasn't for us getting involved in WW2, you Brits today would be speaking GERMAN... |
What a pathetic statement. What happend happend and even if you didnt get involved and Germany won the war its not like I would even know. As if I would be reminiscing on how things would of been if you did turn up. |
Bram
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Posted by: Bram on the 30th 2006f May @ 16:49 |
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It could be me, but am I the only one that thinks that muslims don't know anything when it comes to having sex?
I mean, having sex with a virgin sucks!! you have to everything instead of just lying with your hands behind your head and RELAXE!!!! |
Don_Ed
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Posted by: Don_Ed on the 30th 2006f May @ 18:34 |
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| The Bible talks about the end times and the rise of the false prophet. Could that false prophet be muhammad, or paul?? |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 30th 2006f May @ 18:49 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 22:49 Bram wrote:
It could be me, but am I the only one that thinks that muslims don't know anything when it comes to having sex?
I mean, having sex with a virgin sucks!! you have to everything instead of just lying with your hands behind your head and RELAXE!!!! |
QFT !!! I'm right there with you on that comment buddy... Give me a slut any day, there good at it... They have had lots of practice... Man oh man could I tell you some stores on that subject... But I know there are small children present, cough herbtree cough cough... lol.. |
jummy
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Posted by: jummy on the 30th 2006f May @ 19:37 |
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| Quote: | On 29-05-06 18:40 BigupGB wrote:
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u said it, if it wernt for america, then it's likely terroists wouldnt exist on such a large scale, and england wouldnt be under threat either, |
holee shit, that is the most historically ignorant thing i've seen written in all of my time reading historically ignorant anti-americanism on the net.
do they even teach the history of the british empire in britain? |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 30th 2006f May @ 20:07 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 01:37 jummy wrote:
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holee shit, that is the most historically ignoranthing i've seen written in all of my time reading historically ignorant anti-americanism on the net.
do they even teach the history of the british empire in britain?
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You make some damn good comments but you need to get rid of the Mr. Ed avatar... It makes you look like a horses ass...I know about the horses mouth thing,,, but its just not working for you...A fucking flounder will work better for you than that fucking silly ass horse...Now don't get all mad and shit I'm just tring to help you out here... |
Sonja
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Posted by: Sonja on the 30th 2006f May @ 20:54 |
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| I'm agreeing that a forum would be a brilliant idea, Scott. Maybe there people can enjoy their 500 whatever posts on democracy, religion, America/Europe bashing and such. As for the comedy bit, I thought it was kinda funny. It wasn't really hillarious or anything, but it's something that you chuckle at a little bit, because it makes you think. But I also agree that he really doesn't have all of his facts straight, and neither do any of you, probably. Hell, I probably don't have my own facts straight. |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 30th 2006f May @ 21:03 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 02:54 Sonja wrote:
I'm agreeing that a forum would be a brilliant idea, Scott. Maybe there people can enjoy their 500 whatever posts on democracy, religion, America/Europe bashing and such. As for the comedy bit, I thought it was kinda funny. It wasn't really hillarious or anything, but it's something that you chuckle at a little bit, because it makes you think. But I also agree that he really doesn't have all of his facts straight, and neither do any of you, probably. Hell, I probably don't have my own facts straight. |
I think you said it all there Sonja, we really know where your coming from.. [Hell, I probably don't have my own facts straight]... lol... You go girl... lol.. |
Alexandr..
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Posted by: Alexandros on the 30th 2006f May @ 21:08 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 20:50 jecko2 wrote:
It's funny, because you took the time to write out an entire rant about how Americans are so intolerant and inhospitable, but the bottom line is Muslims are treated with greater respect in the U.S. than they are anywhere else in the world -- they're treated like AMERICANS, which means we don't shit on them like the French or Russians do, we don't curtail the rights of Muslim women like the Saudis and just about every other Middle Eastern regime, and we don't do a damn thing to interfere with their religious freedom.
Kinda undercuts your whole argument, doesn't it, you British turd? Now go buy some toothpaste and start encouraging your countrymen to brush their shit too -- this is 2006, for fuck's sake, and while we can excuse you for being stupid, ya'll got no more excuses for your shitty teeth.
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so tell me did u at least visit russia ,france ,and the uk.don't-say-yes-i-know'you're-lying.
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I've been to France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece, Egypt and Canada. I am an AMERICAN, but as you can tell from my nickname I'm of Greek ancestry, by way of Egypt when the Islamic government threw my family out for being Christian.
Which just goes to prove how diverse the United States is.
suortin -- Your McDonald's joke fell flat. We're all eating Quiznos now, get with the program man. |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 30th 2006f May @ 21:34 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 03:03 CopyCat wrote:
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I think you said it all there Sonja, we really know where your coming from.. [Hell, I probably don't have my own facts straight]... lol... You go girl... lol.. |
OK ok , I'm calling !!! |
Fulgore
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Posted by: Fulgore on the 31st 2006f May @ 00:40 |
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| Quote: | On 30-05-06 20:50 jecko2 wrote:
It's funny, because you took the time to write out an entire rant about how Americans are so intolerant and inhospitable, but the bottom line is Muslims are treated with greater respect in the U.S. than they are anywhere else in the world -- they're treated like AMERICANS, which means we don't shit on them like the French or Russians do, we don't curtail the rights of Muslim women like the Saudis and just about every other Middle Eastern regime, and we don't do a damn thing to interfere with their religious freedom.
Kinda undercuts your whole argument, doesn't it, you British turd? Now go buy some toothpaste and start encouraging your countrymen to brush their shit too -- this is 2006, for fuck's sake, and while we can excuse you for being stupid, ya'll got no more excuses for your shitty teeth.
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so tell me did u at least visit russia ,france ,and the uk.don't-say-yes-i-know'you're-lying.
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If all british people have bad teeth, then all americans are fat, ignorant, eat nothing but mcdonalds food, paedaphillic and are a member of the kkk.
Good job with the retarded stereotypes moron..... Anything else to add? |
jummy
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Posted by: jummy on the 31st 2006f May @ 02:03 |
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| fixed. the horse gif i uploaded was animated, but i guess the script strips that out. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2006f May @ 03:22 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 00:34 Don_Ed wrote:
The Bible talks about the end times and the rise of the false prophet. Could that false prophet be muhammad, or paul?? |
Paul... Paul spangle
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jecko2
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Posted by: jecko2 on the 31st 2006f May @ 05:55 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 06:40 Fulgore wrote:
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If all british people have bad teeth, then all americans are fat, ignorant, eat nothing but mcdonalds food, paedaphillic and are a member of the kkk.
Good job with the retarded stereotypes moron..... Anything else to add? |
it'not-me-who-wrote-this-text-i-just-wrote-th
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thats-a-stereotype-and-i'm-tired-of-all-these
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n't-know-a-thing-about-what's-going-on-over-t
here.i'm-french-and-i-can't-say-that-there-is
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CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 31st 2006f May @ 07:40 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 09:22 Tyrfingr wrote:
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Paul... Paul spangle
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Maybe he means Paul McCartney??? lol |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2006f May @ 08:12 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 13:40 CopyCat wrote:
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Maybe he means Paul McCartney??? lol |
I dont know mate, just feels a bit odd for a prophet not to be able to avoid his own murder.... Then again, the prophet was a false one. And apparently meant to rise... Imagine that.. the living dead false prophet McCartney... Some scary shit right there, think i need a grogg |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 31st 2006f May @ 08:32 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 14:12 Tyrfingr wrote:
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I dont know mate, just feels a bit odd for a prophet not to be able to avoid his own murder.... Then again, the prophet was a false one. And apparently meant to rise... Imagine that.. the living dead false prophet McCartney... Some scary shit right there, think i need a grogg |
lol.. Yeah, that would be some scary shit... And what is a grogg ??? Maybe, 1 shot rum 1 teaspoon sugar (preferably superfine) Squeeze of lime juice Cinnamon stick Boiling water ??? Never heard of it before.. |
Tyrfingr
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Posted by: Tyrfingr on the 31st 2006f May @ 09:04 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 14:32 CopyCat wrote:
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lol.. Yeah, that would be some scary shit... And what is a grogg ??? Maybe, 1 shot rum 1 teaspoon sugar (preferably superfine) Squeeze of lime juice
Cinnamon stick Boiling water ??? Never heard of it before.. |
I guess it's "Grog", we use an extra G in swedish. In any case, i dug out this page to answer your question about it, to lessen any misstakes i might make trying to explain it
http://www.arrrr.com/grog.shtml |
CopyCat
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Posted by: CopyCat on the 31st 2006f May @ 09:25 |
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| Quote: | On 31-05-06 15:04 Tyrfingr wrote:
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I guess it's "Grog", we use an extra G in swedish. In any case, |
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