NO, NO, NO, This is what happens when you feed your dog too many table scraps.
Simply, 'scraps' without ths 's' is craps. The dogs ass end is so full of crap the natural gas is holding him up.
What would you do without me to explain things for you? I had to learn things like this the hard way 'cause were so poor, we had to read our email by candlelight.
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