The animation on this rap video is a visual masterpiece. While the entire video is short (58 sec), every moment is thoughtfully composed, surprising, funny, and creative. The whole thing plays out like a vivid dream after watching "The Labyrinth" and taking Ambien.
Egypt Selinda is a Pennsylvania-born model, actress and her Twitter page says she's also a dominatrix. So if you're into a kind of sex that puts you on the losing end of a whip and shackles, then you've got one of the many pieces that will need to fall in place in order to get a girl like this:
As children who have never had, seen, or heard sex before (hopefully), we have no frame of reference for what sex is like or what the anatomy of the opposite gender looks like. I, for one, thought the vagina was more front-facing on a woman, like a lower, deeper belly button that a man could walk toward to dock his erect penis. ...I also thought that mothers gave birth through their butts.
When you were a child person, there were few things better than sneaking your favorite toy to school. Remember the heroin-rush you got from disobeying your mother's orders to "For the last time, keep that in your room!" Your highly elaborate schemes of cleverly clasping it in your auxiliary hand or tucking it away in that small pocket inside your other pocket, gave you an almost Shawshanky satisfaction. Then finally, after a 20-minute, one word-answer-laden ride to school, you were free to divulge your precious recent birthday treasure to the public. Usually you'd wait an entire millisecond at your desk before you began to fiddle with it and eventually have it confiscated by your dumb teacher. The confiscation left you with a feeling much like the one adults get when having their mini vans repo'd or when their marriages ended due to infidelity.
This video treats our solar system like a cursory primer for people who've never been there. It's like something from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It's so entertaining, you barely even realize that you're learning.
This game follows a very simplified progression of life, from feeding and friendship to education, love, career and retirement. The game (and life of the main character) takes place in 5 parts--each with a different kind of gameplay. Though the graphics are simple, this game still manages to be fun and even (gasp!) touching.
This is a collection of flawless, body-paint-jobs that are so good, the people wearing them practically aren't even naked (yes they are)! And now you can see them here instead of traveling to some weird convention!