Scientists at the Boston Children's Hospital have invented a microparticles that allow patients to live for 15 to 30 minutes without breathing, without risk of heart attack or brain damage. This technology will save millions and may be the greatest invention of our generation. Eventually people with complete respiratory failure will only have to worry about looking like a weirdo for not breathing, able to completely forget that they're defying death like a god.
The elixir carries 3 to 4 times as much oxygen as our own red blood cells.
Someday they'll sell this particle for recreational use: Divers will be able to go swimming without coming up for air in 30 minutes. Miners will be able to delve into mines without risk of black lung. Injections will regularly be included in first aid kits.
John Kheir, MD at the Department of Cardiology at Boston Children's Hospital said:
Some of the most convincing experiments were the early ones. We drew each other's blood, mixed it in a test tube with the microparticles, and watched blue blood turn immediately red, right before our eyes.