The results are in, and if you enjoy murdering traitorous family members, then the results are good. Kim Jong-un, glorious child god ruler of the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea has been re-elected “Supreme Leader” in a land slide! Though, a title like "Supreme Leader" seems (at least to the ears of this unworthy western dog), like something beyond being “elected” to. And, for the most part, it really is.
You may not know much about kangaroos other than that they hop and have a pouch. There, now you're brought up to speed with most people. But did you know that some Kangaroos, live in trees?
Dr. Who fans will be pleased to know that you can now watch the never ending show with a sound system designed to look like the Doctor's most dangerous foe, the Dalek.
Of course that's only according to him; there was that whole encounter with the devil that seemed like it should pull a little more weight in the "arch nemesis" department.
This story made its rounds a couple of years back, but I feel people should be refreshed with just how disturbing it was.
In June of 2012, a woman in South Korea was eating raw squid as she normally does, when the squid shot a load of semen in her mouth. A few days later baby squid were found inside her mouth. She decided she wasn't ready to be a mother of squid so she spit them out.
But before she did, she may have looked a little like this...
If we’ve learned anything recently, it’s that when you give Asian students free reign to express themselves, they will damned well take it. First it was North Korean high school students being awesome in their yearbook, and now we have Japanese college students showing off their creativity on graduation day.
Granted, these ARE graduates of an art college, so it’s slightly more expected, but while American students solemnly plod across a stage, be-cap and gowned, Japanese graduates are not restricted to such uniform, and these folks have taken full advantage of the freedom; turning their celebration into, you know, a CELEBRATION!
I'd never thought of ol' Satchmo as scary. Sure, his cheeks and neck puff out a bit when he blows, but that's just a part of a trumpet-man's outfit. Honestly, I could see little children people being a tiny bit frightened by his Cookie Monster-inspiring voice, but aside from that, there'd be nothing else to fear...unless he died in the middle of playing--then that would be pretty scary. To be fair, anyone passing away in the middle of any activity would be quite disturbing. But let's say said person is depicted in toy form and runs out of batteries. Would that be as disturbing? The answer is 'Yes." Prepare yourself for the creepiest Louis Armstrong incarnation that will ever be. Seriously, prepare.
You thought your hipster friend’s record collection was intolerable before. Wait until they upgrade from vinyl to wood.
The NBA basketball season is well underway, and fans have been supporting their favorite teams by buying merch and wearing it to arenas and sports bars where they combine efforts to will their team into the championship. And a keen observer will notice that some of these fans are super hot. Which basketball team has the hottest fans? You be the judge, but the frontrunners seem to be the Miami Heat and the LA Lakers, which makes sense because the main export of both cities is gorgeous women.
There is recent evidence claiming that R&B star...err...artist Brandon Howard is late pop superstar Michael Jackson's son. Yeah, it's weird that the DNA evidence was secured by a company (FilmOn.com) that is also shooting a documentary on Howard. It's also a bit strange that the company also secured the DNA records based on dental impressions that the head of the company, Alki David, won at an auction. However just take one look at the video below and you'll be a believer.
See? He's hella Michael-like.