A new eyeball-licking craze is sweeping across both Japan and a bunch of Japanese corneas. Teenagers have been tongue kissing each others' eye-holes as a symbol of intimacy (a creeeepy symbol of intimacy), and to the rest of us it's proof that teenagers are as dumb as we think they are.
Troy McClure is perhaps the most prolific actor in film and television history. His career spans genres, starring in films such as P is for Psycho and Buck Henderson: Union Buster.
Luckily a supercut has been assembled of all the things from which you may remember Troy McClure:
Outside of Anthony Howe's rural Washington home, these precise and elaborate windmills respond to the slightest breezes. Kinetic sculptures like these populate his lawn and move in the wind in hypnotizing and interesting ways. Howe is an eccentric inventor, like Willie Wonka with metal, and he's constantly building his own stainless steel Wonka Land.
This infographic is designed to look like a board game because if women make all these mistakes in bed, then clearly, this board game is the only game they've got.
Not only is Usain Bolt the fastest man alive--holding the world records in the 100, 150, 200 meter races and the 200 meter relay race--but he also seems like a fun dude.
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After a 70-year search, federal investigators recently found the infamous diary belonging to Alfred Rosenburg, a top aide to Adolf Hitler, and that's when I lost interest in the story, so I made up the rest:
After finding Rosenberg's diary the investigators were sent on another three-day search for a heart shaped key, which was attached to one half off a broken locket. The locket was identified and authenticated by an inscription that read, "BFFs 4 EVER."
The diary was believed to possibly give some more insight into one of the world's most heinous tragedies of the 20th century, but was unfortunately littered with doodles of 3D boxes, an entry regarding his fondness for "camp" and the phrase, "ich liebe Eva." (translation: "I love Eva.") repeatedly written in cursive.
See the real story here.
In conjunction with an Argentinian advertising campaign, Huggies has developed a belt that allows expecting Dads to feel their babies kick in real-time. This product can also be used by men who are unhappy about the pregnancy by sagging the belt to groin level so your unplanned baby can kick your nuts at random intervals.
Huggies has no plans on selling this product to the public, but any resourceful father can do a DIY version by putting a drunk kitten into an cinched up fanny pack.
In the following picture, GIF, and video, Dutch Radio and TV host Martijn Krabbé magically doesn't get injured after spilling hard on a quad he had no business riding.
Click to see the incredible spill in action.
Kathy Ferreiro is a cuban model with a body that seems to be built specifically to make me happy. Merely reading her measurements out loud could make me sweat.
Ferreiro is like the kilogram. A kilogram of weight is based on a single platinum cylinder that weighs exactly one kilogram and serves as the international standard for that weight. It's kept in a vault in Paris, and every kilogram is compared to this perfect prototype. So they should do the same thing with Kathy Ferreiro's butt.
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