• ​The next time you hear somebody complain about a baby crying on an airplane, show them this. At least an infant's behavior can be excused due to its hunger and/or poopypants. But as an adult, if you know you have flying anxiety or any other publicly obstreperous problems, it's your responsibility to pop those meds and get that counseling. Don't make all of us--who are able to keep our crazy at bay most of the time--deal with yours. 

    On the upside of things, this lady would be an awesome ally to have during a work strike. Her ability to repeat a saying is only paralleled by a grocery store full of candy-wanting five-year olds.

  • Got a commute where you don't have to keep you hands at ten and two? Then why not doodle some heads onto some Post-its and place them on your unsuspecting co-travelers? I know this sounds difficult, but it seems like exercising the creative side of your brain is a whole hell of a lot more healthy than ogling that blonde two rows ahead of you or spending time thinking of ways to get fired into an unemployment check.

  • A lot of people are irrationally ooged out by natural bodily functions. I mean, don’t get me wrong, most of them are honestly gross. The two main ones, numbers “One” and “Two”, are just the body ejecting waste material in the grossest mix of liquid and solid that it can squirt out. I mean “yuck” is a fair response. But there is another excretion of fluid that is just as natural, but infinitely more useful and productive, but that some are still weirdly weirded out by: breast milk. Let’s call this numbers “Three” and “Four”. And there’s one woman in Illinois who apparently has bottomless cups of milk, and the folks at Guinness have made note of ‘em.

    The Breasts of Record, and family.
    Via Today
  • ​For those of us who took 20-25 years to learn the art of coloring within the lines, boy do I have some good news for you. No longer do you have to be ashamed of hanging perfectly waxed images of Winnie The Pooh and My Little Pony next to you kids' 96% spelling tests on the cold box. Now you can actually enjoy what you're coloring. Say you're a fan of demented movies and/or gangster rap. Well, artists Aye Jay and  Todd Spence have got you covered.

    Chico, CA based artist Aye Jay is the brain/man behind the Gangster Rap Coloring Book and The Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book. Ever thought what Tu Pac would look like with purple skin? Or which tattoos you'd prefer to see on Henry Rollins? Well, grab up one of these adult children's books, and you can live out any of those possibilities.

  • Are you tired of being gay and were just waiting around for the right motivational speaker to hold your hand and walk you down the straight and narrow? Do you need a clear vision of how happy you'd be living as a angry heterosexual who is a hate crime hobbyist? Can you imagine how much happier you would be if you smashed a vagina against a penis?

    The kids in the video seem terrified, they probably don't quite know what being gay means, but now they know that it's terrifying. They will go home tonight and beg god to not make them "choose" to be gay. 

    The speaker is Detective John Sorenson of Dade County, Florida, and the clip is from a documentary called Stonewall Uprising about the Stonewall Inn riots in the late 1960's. 

  • In todays world, science and technology are developing at a mind-boggling rate, and it's hard to keep track of what is possible and what is not. Of course, not all of us enjoy things like physics or chemistry or logic and reason. Some of us like TRUE magic! The man in the video below is one of these special people who was born with the power to make youtube videos claiming he was born with the power to control fire, and it seems like he does so with the power of his loneliness.

  • ​This is the story of Christianne Ray, a 2-foot, 9-inch baby-making machine whose bones stopped growing while the rest of her didn't. 

    She suffers from a rare bone disorder that prevented her bones from growing past early childhood. Her body is of normal mass, but it's held up by the bones of a much smaller person, making her very compact. She's married to a man who is 6'4", and he tends to carry her around when she's pregnant since her tiny legs can't support the weight.

    During one scene in the video posted below, when she's shopping with her family, she voices her frustration at people who stare at her because she's short. She doesn't seem to realize that it's not simply because she's short: It's because she's inside of a shopping cart with her baby being pushed around by her tall husband. It's not a sight you see everyday. Unless of course you're her husband. She married her high school sweetheart, Jeremy. He's quiet--the kind of quiet that makes me think he has a dark secret (I have trust issues).

  • ​Just like most genetic abnormalities, Albinism also makes people stare a lot. No matter what species you're talking about, when you see an albino you have a reaction. Some cultures celebrate their hypopigmentary congenital disorder as sacred, whereas other cultures fear people with the condition. But whichever way you choose to stare at it, all it really is, is a partial lack or total absence of melanin pigment in the eyes, skin and hair. No biggie, just an effect that makes them look super white. Come to think of it, I think my inner thighs suffer from it as well.  Take a look at all these albino animals, but don't look too long, or they might start getting self conscious.

  • ​They say, "imitation is the highest form of flattery." And as with anything that they say, there's always others who say different. Some say, "imitation is the highest form of piracy." I guess it all just depends on the intention of the imitator.

    There is nothing better than seeing an artist nail an impression dead on. Every once in a while there comes along talented people who truly studies the craft and are able to scare you with how good they are. Actor Ross Marquand is just the person to do that. Watch this magnificent freak take on the voices and mannerisms of Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey, Matthew McConaughey, James Gandolfini, Harrison Ford and Al Pacino.

    Personally, I'm not sure which one I liked the best. His Kevin Spacey drops my jaw. Check out Marquand's IMDB page here.

  • Frans Hofmeester made a video of his daughter. That’s not news, although it is 11% of most people’s Facebook news feed. What Mr. Hofmeester did that sets his child’s video apart is that he filmed his daughter once a week, every week, from the time that she was born, until she turned 14. He then took those clips and compiled them into a 4 minute time lapse video showing his new born baby growing into a beautiful young woman. It's a video that will inspire a warm fuzzy feeling in any average viewer with even a shred of humanity still hidden within their cold black hearts, and it will reduce any parent watching to a gibbering tear-soaked mess.

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