Nobody wants mass destruction of civilization to happen, but that doesn't mean nobody wants to see it.
You're death. You defeat "monstars." It's a pretty simple premise. And it's super fun because you can upgrade your character's weapons and abilities, which is a trick that makes everything more fun. I'm recommending this game to you because the worked on me too: I became a less productive person for a while after I discovered this little gem, and now I'm passing that blessing and curse to you.Title screen for Death Vs Monstars 2, depicting an aerial view of a seaside castle between clouds Your character shooting bullets at a monster 20 times your size that is shooting 50 times more bullets than you can. Can you beat this titan?
If you've ever wondered what it feels like to be a man, nothing has summed it up better than this:
Not pictured: exhibition of the ability to pee while standing.
Right after this gif, the man does not give birth... It's just another skill in the man's arsenal, which also includes "fixing stuff" and "breaking stuff during fit of rage."
Dear Powerball Winner,
You just won $475 million. That's the 3rd largest lottery prize ever. The amount of money you are about to receive would make you the richest person in history until Rockefeller. You are now thoroughly seated in the 1%. So what are you going to do with the money? Here is a list of things you could buy with your $475 million:
791 sets of chess that are made of diamonds. This Chess set is made with 320 carats of black and white diamonds, and only 7 of them have ever been created. But maybe they'll make another 784 for you.
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This video is a compilation of good deeds caught on Russian dash cams, which are popular because insurance fraud in the country is so rampant that drivers need the cams to help prove their innocence. But it's good to know that these cams catch people doing more than just pretending to be hit by cars for money.
Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, has been named as a suspect in the homicide case of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey. Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for the internet celebrity, and have identified "Kai" as 34 year old Caleb Lawrence McGilvary. The Union County Homicide Task Force is working with local, state, and Federal officials to locate Mcgilvary. He is charged with murder in Union County and bail has been set at $3 million by Superior Court Judge Stuart Peim.
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Sony just released the newest ad for its Bravia W9 LED TV, and it's pretty great. It's hard to go wrong blowing up a bunch paint cans in slow motion while Gene Wilder sings 'Pure Imagination' from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.
This is just the latest installment in Sony's ongoing color-themed advertising campaign for their Bravia line of televisions. Their first ad in 2005 (after the break) featured 250,000 bouncy balls released down a hill in San Francisco set to Jose Gonzalez's cover of 'Heartbeats' by The Knife. It's by far my favorite commercial of all time.
With the impending return of everyone's favorite cancelled-too-early show, Arrested Development, there has been an incredible amount of great marketing surrounding its release: From the Bluth Banana Stands and the Season 4 Trailer to the incredible Arrested Development Teaser Posters. So far though, my favorite marketing is Tobias' Sizzle Reel.
Arrested Development's long awaited Season 4 launches May 26th, exclusively on Netflix.
A little backstory before the video: After some of the things that Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries said to the press about his brand, he seems like a classic exclusive douchebag, which is weird because most guys who look like they're wearing a dehydrated fat-suit don't get to be as exclusive as him.
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